The Planet Express Free Company is now taking applicants for delivery boys to join our team!
While you may start out as a delivery boy today, room for growth and advancement available.
Who knows, maybe someday you'll even be our company's Bending unit, or our very own Scruffy- the janitors
Duties include (But not limited to) Quests, Fate Farming, Job/item help, Pre-arranged chocobo races and making sure our packages arrive in a timely manner no matter where in the universe.
Our company doctor, Dr Zoidberg also enjoys hosting dance parties regularly. (Yes, I'm serious:eek:)
Applicants must be able to work with, Aliens, Mutants, God-like Binary Stars, and show skills in overcoming enemy Brains, Omicronians, Agnew, and DOOP's idiots leader Zapp.
~ Professor Farnsworth (Lamia)
