The Planet Express Free Company is now taking applicants for delivery boys to join our team!
While you may start out as a delivery boy today, room for growth and advancement available.
Who knows, maybe someday you'll even be our company's Bending unit, or our very own Scruffy- the janitors

Duties include (But not limited to) Quests, Fate Farming, Job/item help, Pre-arranged chocobo races and making sure our packages arrive in a timely manner no matter where in the universe.
Our company doctor, Dr Zoidberg also enjoys hosting dance parties regularly. (Yes, I'm serious)
Applicants must be able to work with, Aliens, Mutants, God-like Binary Stars, and show skills in overcoming enemy Brains, Omicronians, Agnew, and DOOP's idiots leader Zapp.


~ Professor Farnsworth (Lamia)