Fresh Prince of Eorzea

Now, this is a story all about how
Square Enix took a game and turned it upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how trying to enter Eorzea will make you lose all your hair.

In Tokyo, Japan a company was raised
Creating video games was how it spent most of its days
Cash was flowin’ things goin’ all cool
And makin those fan boyz just startin to drool
When a couple of guys
Thought they would do some real good
Remakin’ a video game for the worlds neighborhood
So many people bought it and Yoshi got scared
He said “Don’t let them log in, let them rip out their hair.”

Customers whistled for refunds but it fell on deaf ears
The Terms of Service they agreed to left them dazed needing beers
If you’ve played an MMO you know this bad of a lunch is rare
But the fan boyz thought “Naw forget it I need less hair I’m a bear!”

Yoshida finally said they’ll fix it next week on the 3rd
And still some yelled at Yoshi “Yo homes smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom
I finally got in
Error 90000…. crap not again.

*Modified lyrics of the theme song from "Fresh Prince of Bel Air", putting this here in case their is some weird copyright issue, I don't need to be sued.

Lmao oh the things server difficulties will drive people to do