Now, this is a story all about how
Square Enix took a game and turned it upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how trying to enter Eorzea will make you lose all your hair.

In Tokyo, Japan a company was raised
Creating video games was how it spent most of its days
Cash was flowin’ things goin’ all cool
And makin those fan boyz just startin to drool
When a couple of guys
Thought they would do some real good
Remakin’ a video game for the worlds neighborhood
So many people bought it and Yoshi got scared
He said “Don’t let them log in, let them rip out their hair.”