So a Dragoon walks into a bar...

And she was immediately denied. "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

Bandwagon? Probably.

Parody of the current trend of the game? More likely so.

Dragoons don't walk. They jump.

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Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba

Dragoons don't walk. They jump.

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Beaten to the punch by Fiosha Kitty xD

<--notices that kitty is on her tenth chocobo :O

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

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Originally Posted by XavierStar

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

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A red wine spritzer?

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Originally Posted by XavierStar

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

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Nothing because they don't need drinks, they have Refresh.

I walk into the bar, bartender dies.

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Nothing because they don't need drinks, they have Refresh.

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This is very close. If only I had concept art to reveal with each correct answer.

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Originally Posted by XavierStar

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

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Trick question. It can be anything. With a chapeau like RDM has, all you need is to have any drink in your hand with one pinky out.

First off there is a Red Mage which should let you know we are not discussing a bar located in Eorzea.