So a Dragoon walks into a bar...

[Suirieko]

And she was immediately denied. "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

Bandwagon? Probably.

Parody of the current trend of the game? More likely so.

[Fiosha_Maureiba]

Dragoons don't walk. They jump.

[Antanias]

Dragoons don't walk. They jump.

Beaten to the punch by Fiosha Kitty xD

<--notices that kitty is on her tenth chocobo :O

[XavierStar]

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

[Alaltus]

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

A red wine spritzer?

[Zyph]

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

Nothing because they don't need drinks, they have Refresh.

[Dragon]

I walk into the bar, bartender dies.

[XavierStar]

Nothing because they don't need drinks, they have Refresh.

This is very close. If only I had concept art to reveal with each correct answer.

[Alerith]

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

Trick question. It can be anything. With a chapeau like RDM has, all you need is to have any drink in your hand with one pinky out.

[XavierStar]

First off there is a Red Mage which should let you know we are not discussing a bar located in Eorzea.