Can I please have the option to dropkick Alphinaud and Minfilia

Two of the most annoying and useless characters in the game and to be perfectly honest, their voices irritate me crazy. I mean why does Minfilia wear a "pink leather" chest guard that one covers the middle of her torso, since when did pink leather ever look good?

Alphinaud, his pretentious know-it-all attitude is so annoying that I want to throw him from the cliff in New Gridania.

Can we please have the option to turn evil and kill both of them in the next expansion. Pretty please...

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Sorry but I'd go off and join the Garlean Empire, at least they have cool technology without the preachy "balance of the earth" crap we get from that woman in Gridania.

It would be nice if players could choose to become part of the Empire.

k.................

Tataru is the worst,I'd like to punt her to the moon.

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Originally Posted by Cojika

Tataru is the worst,I'd like to punt her to the moon.

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Yay! Somebody else who finds the scions an annoying and terribly unorganised rabble. Personally I hate them all and I would like the game to give you the option of joining the other side of the conflict.

LONG LIVE THE GARLEAN EMPIRE! Gunblades and Magitek for all!

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Originally Posted by ddwarbird

It would be nice if players could choose to become part of the Empire.

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"By the way, would you like to join Team Rocket?
We're a group of professional criminals specializing in Pokémon!
Want to join?
Are you sure?
Come on, join us!
I'm telling you to join!
...Okay, you need convincing!
I'll make you an offer you can refuse!"

Never before have I screamed "YES!" so many times to no avail.

I'm with the OP on this one.

Alphy, will continue to call him Alphy so long as he acts like a naive child, should not be in charge of anything. They look to him as a leader why? Bc he is related to old man? He is a crybaby who needs a reality check.

Minfilia, queen of the useless. All she ever did was call you on the link pearl to tell you to come over and then proceeds to tell you something should could have said over the dam pearl and sends you off to the armpit of gridania just to tell someone else something when you know dam well they have a link pearl too.

Seriously though, who do I need to give money to in order to get a /troutslap macro that is usable on npcs such as these 2.

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Originally Posted by Edewen

I'm with the OP on this one.

Alphy, will continue to call him Alphy so long as he acts like a naive child, should not be in charge of anything. They look to him as a leader why? Bc he is related to old man? He is a crybaby who needs a reality check.

Minfilia, queen of the useless. All she ever did was call you on the link pearl to tell you to come over and then proceeds to tell you something should could have said over the dam pearl and sends you off to the armpit of gridania just to tell someone else something when you know dam well they have a link pearl too.

Seriously though, who do I need to give money to to get a /troutslap macro that is usable on npcs such as these 2.

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Add to that, that YOU the "Warrior of Light" are ordered to do menial tasks for both like giving out uniforms!

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Originally Posted by ddwarbird

Add to that, that YOU the "Warrior of Light" are ordered to do menial tasks for both like giving out uniforms!

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They should have had a spare uniform to give to Minfilia, she needs a sandwich and a snuggy.