-Poor relics?

So, I was thinking, what with the talk going around of a Gilgamesh EX fight and the addition of the new relics;
What, in 2.5, we could have the obligatory Hildibrand trial be -poor versions of the current +6 relics?
Same look, but iLevel 125 and horrible stats?
I know people have been talking about blank relics with no stats for glamour purposes and so I figured it would be a good opportunity to combine the two ideas.
Before you scoff at me, hear me out.
I'm not just saying we throw in blank relics and call it a day
I'm saying we load them up with garbage, off-the-wall and unusable stats and make them the worst weapons in the game.
Excalipoor:
+MND
+VIT
+Spell Speed

Or give Sasuke's Blades something like
+30 STR
+19 Spell Speed
+30 Perception

Or give the Summoner Book something like
+DEX
+VIT
+Skill Speed
+Parry

I just think it would make it a whole lot more interesting to turn these "blank relics" into the -poor relics and actually make them, well, poor.
And it would make for a whole lot more interesting fights on the wheel at the next FanFest

Honestly? I'd rather see some Genji Weapons, Homage Weapons, or Joke Weapons coming out of Gilgamesh. That would be far more appropriate for the character.

I want joke items that can be glamored on tools. That way I could glamor my botonist ax with a fish. Then I'd be able to cut down the mightyest tree in the forest with A HEARING!!!!!