-Poor relics?

[TheodoreMcIntyre]

So, I was thinking, what with the talk going around of a Gilgamesh EX fight and the addition of the new relics;
What, in 2.5, we could have the obligatory Hildibrand trial be -poor versions of the current +6 relics?
Same look, but iLevel 125 and horrible stats?
I know people have been talking about blank relics with no stats for glamour purposes and so I figured it would be a good opportunity to combine the two ideas.
Before you scoff at me, hear me out.
I'm not just saying we throw in blank relics and call it a day
I'm saying we load them up with garbage, off-the-wall and unusable stats and make them the worst weapons in the game.
Excalipoor:
+MND
+VIT
+Spell Speed

Or give Sasuke's Blades something like
+30 STR
+19 Spell Speed
+30 Perception

Or give the Summoner Book something like
+DEX
+VIT
+Skill Speed
+Parry

I just think it would make it a whole lot more interesting to turn these "blank relics" into the -poor relics and actually make them, well, poor.
And it would make for a whole lot more interesting fights on the wheel at the next FanFest

[HakuroDK]

Honestly? I'd rather see some Genji Weapons, Homage Weapons, or Joke Weapons coming out of Gilgamesh. That would be far more appropriate for the character.

[Kaiser-Ace]

I want joke items that can be glamored on tools. That way I could glamor my botonist ax with a fish. Then I'd be able to cut down the mightyest tree in the forest with A HEARING!!!!!