Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

This is the thread to post your entry for the Grant A Wish Contest.

Please first refer to the Grant A Wish Contest official rules and guidelines. Once you have read and agreed to all of the official details, you can enter the contest by posting your entries as a reply to this thread.

To get an idea of how to enter please read the following example:

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• Player 1: I wish I could finally defeat Ifrit.
  
• Player 2: Your wish was granted. You defeat Ifrit. But in that very moment you pass out from excitement and when you wake up you don‘t remember the fight at all.

  I wish I had my own Chocobo

• Player 3: Your wish was granted. You get your own Chocobo but it is so lazy you end up being faster by foot.

  I wish...

• Player 4: [...]

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I'll take a hit for the team I guess... go wild guys :)

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Originally Posted by EU_Community_Team

I wish I could finally defeat Ifrit

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Your wish was granted. However the fight took so long you completely missed the Moonfire Faire!

I wish I had the power to make all Chocobo in Eorzea obey only me!

I wish I could dye my fat chocobo!

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Originally Posted by Yelsha42

Your wish was granted. However the fight took so long you completely missed the Moonfire Faire!

I wish I had the power to make all Chocobo in Eorzea obey only me!

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Your wish was granted. However, all the fat chocobos are following you trying to steal your food.

I wish I could dye my fat chocobo!

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Originally Posted by Priwia

I wish I could dye my fat chocobo!

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Your wish was granted. However, upon your Fat Chocobo's new designer dye his ego was inflated and felt that he should now be riding you instead.

I wish that there was a potion that made my Roegadyn small so those pesky Lalafel would stop excluding me from their shananigans.

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Originally Posted by Yelsha42

I wish I had the power to make all Chocobo in Eorzea obey only me!

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Your wish was granted! However, their already overpowering smell becomes so unbearable that nobody approaches you anymore, and you are now known as "The Chocobo Hermit".

I wish I could have the Siren's singing voice!

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Originally Posted by Priwia

Your wish was granted. However, all the fat chocobos are following you trying to steal your food.

I wish I could dye my fat chocobo!

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you wish was granted, however the fat chocobo was painted white and was given a moogle hat, and is now currently working for the moogle postal service which means your stuck walking instead.

I wish we could get flying ships as personal housing.

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Originally Posted by BuneBean

Your wish was granted. However, upon your Fat Chocobo's new designer dye his ego was inflated and felt that he should now be riding you instead.

I wish that there was a potion that made my Roegadyn small so those pesky Lalafel would stop excluding me from their shananigans.

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Your wish was Granted! However, upon drinking the potion you end up being SMALLER than an average Lalafell! So now people are /Petting the lalafells who in turn are /Petting you!

I wish I could be a Ninja RIGHT NOW!

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Originally Posted by Shadowshinra

Your wish was Granted! However, upon drinking the potion you end up being SMALLER than an average Lalafell! So now people are /Petting the lalafells who in turn are /Petting you!

I wish I could be a Ninja RIGHT NOW!

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Your wish was granted! However, they didn't make ninja gear in Lalafel sizes, so,..better luck next time,.../slap

i wish I could have a house ; ;

Your wish is granted, however to make it more immersive SE introduces a mortgage system.

I wash my crafting jobs were lvl 50 already