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Dear SE,
Please hold my hand throughout the entirety of this MMO, explaining every mobs attack routine and weaknesses, kissing my booboos every time I fall down. I'd also appreciate it if for the first 3 times I do a dungeon, I had the Echo buff. It would be nice if I could turn it back on in later runs as well, just in case I forgot what to do.
Thank you for your consideration.
From,
A Concerned and Frightened Player
I do not understand what this says, I am not fluent in jackass. Can someone translate?