Can't Update (Errors 11014 and 11024)

Details:
I just tried logging into the game for the first time in about 3 months and now I get 11024 and 11014 errors every time I try to update.

Since was last successful with logging into FFXIV, I have not made any major changes to my system (IE: OS upgrade, new/different firewalls, AV, etc), except that I have a new router. However, I have added the port FFXIV says it is using to my port-forwarding list under both UDP and TCP.

Steps/Frequency:
Every time I run up FFXIV updater

Platform/Operating System:
Windows 7 Laptop

PC Manufacturer & Model Number:
Toshiba Satellite L305D

Graphics Card:
ATI Radeon 3100

ISP:
NTT (Japan)

Type of Internet Connection:
Optic Fiber

Every once and a while I can get it to "start" downloading, however it stays at 0.0b/s for both up and down the entire time, until it finally goes to either a 11024 or 11014 error.

Also, my boot version is 2010.07.10.0000 (because I did a fresh re-install to try to fix it), and the first file it tries to download is D2010.09.18.0000, if that helps

EDIT:
I just got an 11030 error after it sat at 0.0b/s for a long time.

Hi, I've also been absent for a few weeks. Never had a problem before connecting to the update server but I have spent all day trying to do so and I keep getting this message:

11024 Version check timed out. Please try again later.

I have not changed any of my security/firewall settings since the last time I played, so I can't think of a reason why I wouldn't be able to connect.