Bad Jokes, Rimshots and Punnyness

I don't like your "Tone-berry" much!

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Originally Posted by Kallera

:Shot of me posing with a big staff, with lousy weather outside Thanalan(Because Kallera):
Much has changed since the last update of FFXIV,
:shot of Fernehalwes sneaking around laptops, then sucked into the screen:
dark forces of of the void have begun invading Eorzea.
:Evil Sublimen charging the plains:
These attacks have greatly weakened Eorzea's dimensional fabric, enabling not only voidsent from entering Eorzea...
:shot of Colibri bowling over Fernehalwes:
but warriors from other domains as well.

ONLY THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY WARRIORS COULD POSSIBLY MEET THIS CHALLENGE.

Hu Lan!
Princess Niqote!
Sub Forgo!
Crim!
Zerosion Ferodatz!
Vergil!
Chibi Minstrel!
Eagleeyes "Dhalmel"!

DRIVEN BY POSTINGS AND BOUND BY THREADS THESE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF THE REALM!

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Wouldn't that make me a Scorpion variant? I could throw a ball of yarn at someone and pull them towards me yelling "GET BACK HERE!!!" before punching them in the gut :O

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Originally Posted by Antanias

Wouldn't that make me a Scorpion variant? I could throw a ball of yarn at someone and pull them towards me yelling "GET BACK HERE!!!" before punching them in the gut :O

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And if you want to continue:

Jinrya-Geki = Reptile, seeking to save his lost race of toberrians.

Abriael= Kano, Unless there's an Australian out there willing to typecast themselves? ^^

Scourer of Worlds: "Kneel before Alaltus!" oh wait wrong fighter =x

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Originally Posted by Alaltus

Scourer of Worlds: "Kneel before Alaltus!" oh wait wrong fighter =x

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You're the Aquaman, for the eventual Fantasy: Echoes Among Us. Where we push the boundaries between forum regulars, and trolls, as a terrible incident makes Reinheart go wrong.

<.< ..... >.> ....

http://i.imgur.com/6ls8EW7.png

/plugs own ears against blasphemy

I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALAFELL!

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Originally Posted by Catapult

/plugs own ears against blasphemy

I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALAFELL!

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Don't worry Fernehalwes is busy preparing the Lore Lalabrary as we speak.

Why did Tinky-Winky laugh?
Because Lalafell.
*Rimshot*

Q: What do you call a stray dog from SoCal?
A: Baja-mutt