Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

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Originally Posted by Natsu259

Your wish is granted, however a hunter kills him and turns him into a fashionable jacket.

I wish I could glamour Herklaedi onto my i90+ gear

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Your Wish is Granted!! Unfortunately upon adorning said item and placing it on your person. You Start the Steel Reign Fate on your self and every adventure in the area pounds you silly and steals your mantle.

I wish to have my Nutkin Minion to large enough to be ridden like a mount :)

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Originally Posted by wiremeshi

Your Wish is Granted!! Unfortunately upon adorning said item and placing it on your person. You Start the Steel Reign Fate on your self and every adventure in the area pounds you silly and steals your mantle.

I wish to have my Nutkin Minion to large enough to be ridden like a mount :)

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Your wish is granted, unfortunately the only it wants to take you is the Guardian since it hid it`s nuts there.

I wish i could pickup and throw other characters because hurling lala`s is what makes big Roe`s laugh.

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Originally Posted by Lokialthor

Your wish is granted, unfortunately the only it wants to take you is the Guardian since it hid it`s nuts there.

I wish i could pickup and throw other characters because hurling lala`s is what makes big Roe`s laugh.

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You wish is granted, however, it applies to you and only you, and thus people of all 5 races queue up just for you to throw them, as you are the best one man circus in all Eorzea!

I wish friendly cactuars roamed the streets of the Goblet!

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Originally Posted by Jaffas

You wish is granted, however, it applies to you and only you, and thus people of all 5 races queue up just for you to throw them, as you are the best one man circus in all Eorzea!

I wish friendly cactuars roamed the streets of the Goblet!

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Your wish was granted. Now the streets of the Goblet are full of friendly Cactuars. They are so friendly that soon enough the call all their families and friends to come and stay in the Goblet. Now all the streets are crowded with only Cactuars, as people are afraid of going out of their home because of needles. A group of Cactuars even founds a gang that rules the streets under their law. They start invading the streets of Ul'dah too and some years later the Sultanate is composed of only Cactuars, while the 5 races are reduced to slavery. Eventually the Cactuars defeat the Garlean empire and become the strongest power in the whole Hydaelyn.

I wish I could actually live in Eorzea.

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Originally Posted by Zanarkander

Your wish was granted. Now the streets of the Goblet are full of friendly Cactuars. They are so friendly that soon enough the call all their families and friends to come and stay in the Goblet. Now all the streets are crowded with only Cactuars, as people are afraid of going out of their home because of needles. A group of Cactuars even founds a gang that rules the streets under their law. They start invading the streets of Ul'dah too and some years later the Sultanate is composed of only Cactuars, while the 5 races are reduced to slavery. Eventually the Cactuars defeat the Garlean empire and become the strongest power in the whole Hydaelyn.

I wish I could actually live in Eorzea.

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Your wish was granted. But to do so, you are now Amal'jaa's pet and you cannot do any fancy trick/spell.

I wish Odin and I could Grind Bahamut side-by-side along with Lightning (since he is her Eidolon in FF XIII).

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Originally Posted by XIV_Cristiano

Your wish was granted. But to do so, you are now Amal'jaa's pet and you cannot do any fancy trick/spell.

I wish Odin and I could Grind Bahamut side-by-side along with Lightning (since he is her Eidolon in FF XIII).

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Your wish was granted. Sadly in the very moment Odin appears the entire server instanly kills him believing it was the FATE.

I wish to be a Garlean.

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Originally Posted by Riyos

Your wish was granted. Sadly in the very moment Odin appears the entire server instanly kills him believing it was the FATE.

I wish to be a Garlean.

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Your wish was granted. Unfortunately whilst you was on patrol in Northern Thanalan you was killed by an adventurer spirit bonding.

I wish to marry my in-game girlfriend and buy our own house.

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Originally Posted by sinfull

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately whilst you was on patrol in Northern Thanalan you was killed by an adventurer spirit bonding.

I wish to marry my in-game girlfriend and buy our own house.

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Your wish was granted. After your married your girlfriend she started to take notice though how you seem to suddenly leave at any time Minfilia calls for you, also unluckily the house turned out to be infested with Qiqirns, and had to be demolished

I wish Shiva would be my waifu.

Your wish is granted...but after a while, you don't find Shiva that hot. :c

I wish Lady Yugiri wasn't so modest with her appearance >.>

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Originally Posted by Jaffas

You wish is granted, however, it applies to you and only you, and thus people of all 5 races queue up just for you to throw them, as you are the best one man circus in all Eorzea!

I wish friendly cactuars roamed the streets of the Goblet!

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Your wish was granted - But oh, what's this?
The cactuars are all using 100 needles - My my, your wish has become quite evils!

I wish for there to be a day in Eorzea dedicated to talking in rhymes (or in my case, bad rhymes) \o/

Your wish was granted! Although, that same day, Shantotto makes good on her promise to drop by, just to discover that everyone is speaking JUST LIKE HER. She immediately panics and fires off Black Magicks of various power in every direction leaving Eorzea torn asunder once more.

I wish Blue Mage was implemented already, just to have the satisfaction of parodying a Falcon Punch with the age-old Blue Spell Goblin Punch.

Your wish was granted! However, it turns out that the Blue Mage that you saw and aspired to be was a mere White Mage that had been in a horrible dyeing accident and was punching the poor trainee that caused it.

I wish that Ul'Dah did more to manipulate the markets to attract more trade and gold into the city. More for us, less for the lesser Lominsans and Gridanians!

Your wish is granted, however taxes soon rise to 99% of sale price, resulting in a new currency being implemented, rendering all your hard-earned coin absolutely worthless.

I wish that adventurers were given the ability to call upon lesser versions of primals (kind of like the summons/GF's from Final Fantasy 7/8), possibly as a limit break.

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Originally Posted by CthulhuNZ

Your wish is granted, however taxes soon rise to 99% of sale price, resulting in a new currency being implemented, rendering all your hard-earned coin absolutely worthless.

I wish that adventurers were given the ability to call upon lesser versions of primals (kind of like the summons/GF's from Final Fantasy 7/8), possibly as a limit break.

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Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, the limit break was adjusted and now requires you to perform dances and emotes to fill the bar. Party finder messages shifted rapidly to "KNOW HOW TO BOMB DANCE FOR IFRIT!" and "/chuckle spam pt for King Moggle Mog summon. Farming Coil1 turn 5 wins"

I wish my chocobo could swim if it was blue, breath fire if it was red, become invisible at night if it was black, climb trees if it was green, kweh with a helium voice if it was pink, dig for its own food if it was yellow, freeze enemies if it was white and fly if it was golden...

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Originally Posted by PrimeAvatar

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, the limit break was adjusted and now requires you to perform dances and emotes to fill the bar. Party finder messages shifted rapidly to "KNOW HOW TO BOMB DANCE FOR IFRIT!" and "/chuckle spam pt for King Moggle Mog summon. Farming Coil1 turn 5 wins"

I wish my chocobo could swim if it was blue, breath fire if it was red, become invisible at night if it was black, climb trees if it was green, kweh with a helium voice if it was pink, dig for its own food if it was yellow, freeze enemies if it was white and fly if it was golden...

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Your wish is granted, however you soon soon discover that you are in fact colourblind following some disastrous consequences...those poor feathered souls :'(

I wish my Free Company house had an out-house...My poor little Miqo'te has been dying to go potty ever since she stepped foot in Eorzea...I'd go in the woods but those voyeuristic Lalafell boys always seem to follow me :o(

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, your chocobo is brown, and you have to clean your stable more often than usual (if you know what i mean).

I wish i can play as a gunblader with a Squall outfit.

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Originally Posted by MirhThavis

I wish i could play as a gunblader with a Squall outfit.

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Your wish was granted, this availability of gunblade technology started riots amongst the Eorzeans claiming that the technology was that of the Garlean infidels. Because of this you were exiled and are no longer welcome in Eorzea. . . sad times man :(

I wish that Gerolt was available as a small drunken minion that complains about everything.

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I wish that Gerolt was available as a small drunken minion that complains about everything.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted. However, when Gerolt the small drunken minion was summoned, he immediately turned into a real, sober and boring man who creates bad quality weapons.

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Originally Posted by Aeora

Your wish was granted, this availability of gunblade technology started riots amongst the Eorzeans claiming that the technology was that of the Garlean infidels. Because of this you were exiled and are no longer welcome in Eorzea. . . sad times man :(

I wish that Gerolt was available as a small drunken minion that complains about everything.

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Your wish was granted! But Gerolt has re-formed himself and is now a gentlemen amoungst Gentlemen and will bow to your every will.

I wish for a Ultima Weapon Mount!

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Originally Posted by Evershadow

you wish was granted, however the fat chocobo was painted white and was given a moogle hat, and is now currently working for the moogle postal service which means your stuck walking instead.

I wish we could get flying ships as personal housing.

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Your wish was granted. However, when you take possess of your brand new flying ship house you realize that flying makes you airsick! What a bummer...

I wish I could have a Moogle as a pet.

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Originally Posted by sweetf4llingstar

Your wish was granted. However, when you take possess of your brand new flying ship house you realize that flying makes you airsick! What a bummer...

I wish I could have a Moogle as a pet.

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Your wish was granted! Now with such an easy, carefree life - There is not a moogle in Eorzea that actually wants to work! Now thousands of people are not receiving there mail, The biggest drawback though is the fact that you finally managed to hit that last veteran reward of 540 days and was so looking forward to receiving that wind up giglamesh and enquire within picture, But it would seem mail no longer excists! The rewards are still available!! :) you just have no way of collecting them :) YAY!

I wish this I was a GM so I could ban the cheaters ect that I see daily, Help develop the game and ensure its players have fun!

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Originally Posted by Just-Wishing

I wish this I was a GM so I could ban the cheaters ect that I see daily,Help develop the game and ensure its players have fun!

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Your wish was granted!You're a GM!
You help players with everyday things. Everyone likes you, you're known as the "cool GM." But, the life of a GM starts to bore you. To make things more "fun" you mess around. Playful things,porting,despawning items. Little jokes.
Slowly, you're corrupted by power &what you see as "fun" is no longer fun for everyone else!
You've become a GM Ascian!
The only choice for players is to turn to the lesser evil, the cheaters! The server bands together to take down the tyrant GM! After long battles between you and the sever, the cheaters finally win & strip you of your GM status. Weak & striped of your GM powers, the sever banishs you. As you leave, never to be seen again, the last words the sever hears from you are "I had fun, did you?"
You will forever be remembered as the Tyrant GM Ascian.

*I forgot to add my wish*

I wish I was able to manipulate the RNG so I could get Atma (T ^ T)

Your wish was granted, however you will need to get your chocobo to rank 10, complete 10 chocobo companion quests which gradually unlock each time your chocobo reaches a new rank from rank 1-10, buy or grow 5 of each chocobo food available within the game excluding Thavnairian Onion these chocobo foods will be needed to craft 1 chocobo vegetable gourmet, then you must feed the fat chocobo the vegetable gourmet then finally you will have the fat chocobo as a companion.

I wish I could 1.0 Coerthas back and all of 1.0 music back within the game.

Your wish was granted, however the rest of the game is also backdated to 1.0 so there's a lot less to do and your gear will be severely limited... also you will have to start the game from the beginning at lvl 1...

I wish there was a Northern Crater (FF7) themed raid with jenova followed by sephiroth (2 final boss forms) as the bosses.

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Originally Posted by Cor_Dirge

Your wish was granted, however the rest of the game is also backdated to 1.0 so there's a lot less to do and your gear will be severely limited... also you will have to start the game from the beginning at lvl 1...

I wish there was a Northern Crater (FF7) themed raid with jenova followed by sephiroth (2 final boss forms) as the bosses.

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Your wish was granted. I'm the god in FF14 (No!)
However you will need to get to lv99 and find 3 person named Aeris, Cloud, Zack in game without any indication.
What's worse? the 3D models were made in 1997. XD

I wish I could have my best friend in game Calor Chen back to ffxiv and hang out with her in Eorzea, watch the sun take its leave behind the horizon.
(we don't know each other in real life)

*all bosses in FF7 theme raid are used 3D models made in 1997 :3

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Originally Posted by Tetsuya

I wish I could fight with my Fat Chocobo as my Companion.

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Your wish was granted, and you can now fight with your Fat Chocobo! However, the only attack ability it has is /roll, which makes the Fat Chocobo roll over the, very unfortunate enemies that may cross its path.
You would also need 99 Gysahl Greens every time that you call for him, which would fill up your inventory rather quickly if you wish to keep him by your side at all times!
And although he is rather big, it doesn’t make him love his owner any less and you shall now be dealing with having to receive hugs and cuddles from him. Hopefully you will figure out how to execute this quickly without getting yourself hurt!


I wish that my friend that was lost during our adventures together in Eorzea would be able to return to me once again, so that we may travel together again and to be there for each other or just to laugh together again, just once more…I miss her so.

Your wish was granted.
The fayth gathered up your thoughts and put them together to bring her back. Maybe. Something like that.
But maybe... she is a dream?
Cherish her, Nami. And she'll cherish you. You gotta stay together. That's what you have to do.

I wish i wouldn't have accidentally purchased 99 bags of krakka root seeds for 344,520 gil
instead of a stack of fishmeal. Especially because my chocobo Piewi already reached rank 10 and is a proud wearer of the Plumed Barding.

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Originally Posted by ashlenpurr

Your wish was granted.
The fayth gathered up your thoughts and put them together to bring her back. Maybe. Something like that.
But maybe... she is a dream?
Cherish her, Nami. And she'll cherish you. You gotta stay together. That's what you have to do.

I wish i wouldn't have accidentally purchased 99 bags of krakka root seeds for 344,520 gil
instead of a stack of fishmeal. Especially because my chocobo Piewi already reached rank 10 and is a proud wearer of the Plumed Barding.

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Your Wish was granted but unfortunately those 99 bags of krakka root seeds shot up to 12,344,520 Gil , you are able to buy a house for you and little Piewi.

I wish i could dye the Star Spangled Subligar and make it more GOLDEN so that i can blind whoever walk in revenant toll

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Originally Posted by Raubahn

Your Wish was granted but unfortunately those 99 bags of krakka root seeds shot up to 12,344,520 Gil , you are able to buy a house for you and little Piewi.

I wish i could dye the Star Spangled Subligar and make it more GOLDEN so that i can blind whoever walk in revenant toll

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Your Wish was granted, however you will actually scare the "fish" away. (^_~)

I wish i could play chocobo hot n cold mini game at the gold saucer ! \(^o^)/

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Originally Posted by Tragoedia

Your Wish was granted, however you will actually scare the "fish" away. (^_~)

I wish i could play chocobo hot n cold mini game at the gold saucer ! \(^o^)/

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Wish granted you play Chocobo Hot and Gold but spend all your gill. You then end up having to sell your Free Company House to pay of the debt. :(

I Wish it was possible to push titan of the side of the platform with Fluid Aura. To give him a taste of his own medicine !

Your wish is granted, however we all know how its going ''down'' if you had the ability to summon Leviathan. You would have an unpleasant evening with that beast that has no girlfriend or boyfriend. Adept major chiefs of Japan will understand me.


I wish i could tame wild beasts with my archer so i wouldn't be all alone every night in my bed. sweaty, nervous and especially sad. Oh i can't imagine the moist, furry and cute beast to fight and sleep beside me, telling me he loves me every minute.
I don't need a Chocobo, i need a WILD CRAZY BEAST TO ASK ME FOR FORGIVENESS! Is that too much to ask?!

Your wish was granted, however Titan survives, his thong gets burned and your party make you switch to tank so your not in for a pretty sight.

I wish I had a house in Ishguard, they must be cheaper there.

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Originally Posted by Altanas

Your wish was granted, however Titan survives, his thong gets burned and your party make you switch to tank so your not in for a pretty sight.

I wish I had a house in Ishguard, they must be cheaper there.

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Your wish was granted... however the EAPC (Eorzean Alliance for Protection of Chocobos) has ordered ground maintenance be paid from your house to the sum of 890,000gil per month to keep your house free of mites and blight, that have harmed neighbouring chocobo stables, by painting it pink and spraying it with garlic oils.

I wish that I could sail a boat out into the Costa del Sol waters to admire the sunset over the Eastern la Noscea coastline.

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Originally Posted by Shori

Your wish was granted... however the EAPC has ordered ground maintenance be paid from your house to the sum of 890,000 gil per month to keep your house free of mites and blight, that have harmed neighbouring chocobo stables, by painting it pink and spraying it with garlic oils.

I wish that I could sail a boat out into the Costa del Sol waters to admire the sunset over the Eastern la Noscea coastline.

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Your wish was granted. However, your fun sailing day ends up interrupted by a bomb that appears out of nowhere and launches you at the shore, coinciding with the chain of events that transpire with Miss Hildibrand and the beautiful Maiden, who then mistakes you for the groom and you somehow end up married with Mrs Hildibrand, inspectress extraiordinaire, and become her servant.

I wish I could see Hildibrand's face if he smelled my Fat Chocobo's early morning excrements, after a Gysahl Greens with a little bit of Curiel Roots, evening.