Bad Jokes, Rimshots and Punnyness

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Originally Posted by Alaltus

What do Miqo'te and Roegadyn share in common?

They both need a good kick when ridden.

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Oh I come from a realm, which has been reborn
Where the chocobo caravans roam
Where aetherytes glow
As blue as the sky
It's beautiful, but hey, that's home

Where Gridania lies east
And Limsa from the west
With Ul'dah and Ishgard in sight
Ride the ferry
Or the airship
Mount a goobbue and ride
Towards another Eorzean night

Eorzean nights
Like Eorzean days
More mysteries afloat
Like milk of aldgoat
In several strange ways

Eorzean nights
Under Eorzean's gaze
So come and make haste
There's no time to waste
As we recall Eorzean days

(yeah, I know it could've been better, but this thread IS for bad jokes after all)

:Shot of me posing with a big staff, with lousy weather outside Thanalan(Because Kallera):
Much has changed since the last update of FFXIV,
:shot of Fernehalwes sneaking around laptops, then sucked into the screen:
dark forces of of the void have begun invading Eorzea.
:Evil Sublimen charging the plains:
These attacks have greatly weakened Eorzea's dimensional fabric, enabling not only voidsent from entering Eorzea...
:shot of Colibri bowling over Fernehalwes:
but warriors from other domains as well.

ONLY THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY WARRIORS COULD POSSIBLY MEET THIS CHALLENGE.

Hu Lan!
Princess Niqote!
Sub Forgo!
Crim!
Zerosion Ferodatz!
Vergil!
Chibi Minstrel!
Eagleeyes "Dhalmel"!

DRIVEN BY POSTINGS AND BOUND BY THREADS THESE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF THE REALM!

The Black Shroud and Thanalan are in a restaurant talking about lag players face in each zone. Thanalan says "I can handle dial-up!" The Black Shroud looks around and says "I'm better....Than-a-lan!"

HAHAHAH Get it?

HAHAHAHAAHHAHA Cause Black Shroud can handle lan...... nevermind.

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Originally Posted by Kallera

:Shot of me posing with a big staff, with lousy weather outside Thanalan(Because Kallera):
Much has changed since the last update of FFXIV,
:shot of Fernehalwes sneaking around laptops, then sucked into the screen:
dark forces of of the void have begun invading Eorzea.
:Evil Sublimen charging the plains:
These attacks have greatly weakened Eorzea's dimensional fabric, enabling not only voidsent from entering Eorzea...
:shot of Colibri bowling over Fernehalwes:
but warriors from other domains as well.

ONLY THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY WARRIORS COULD POSSIBLY MEET THIS CHALLENGE.

Hu Lan!
Princess Niqote!
Sub Forgo!
Crim!
Zerosion Ferodatz!
Vergil!
Chibi Minstrel!
Eagleeyes "Dhalmel"!

DRIVEN BY POSTINGS AND BOUND BY THREADS THESE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF THE REALM!

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Mortal Fantasy XIV: A Realm Torn...Please look forward to it!! coming to Chocobox 360 and MS3 (Moogle Station 3)

wait what what?!

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Originally Posted by Dhalmel

wait what what?!

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You're the "Curtis Stryker", Dhalmel.

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Originally Posted by Dhalmel

wait what what?!

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lol we going to be in a fight game parody of ff XIV!! ain't it great ^.^ XD

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Originally Posted by Kallera

You're the "Curtis Stryker", Dhalmel.

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but bbut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owsxzKb3Nus

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Originally Posted by Dhalmel

but bbut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owsxzKb3Nus

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lol XD that's kinda true...no noob saibot http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LOJna8W9dr...00/Mk+noob.jpgcould total kick the new sub-zeros ass