DEVS: The Lalafell bust slider is bugged; please fix it.

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Originally Posted by Krystalynn

I know, it's much better knowing people prefer flat-chested Lalafells instead. Gives you a warm and fuzzy doesn't it?

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Oh but you Krysta :p you like them big I know for sure!

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Originally Posted by TaalAzura

Bump, waiting for response.

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Taal, I'm going to make sure my only post on the official forums is a response to this.

Also, flat chests is a requirement of being a pure Lalafell maiden. Don't mess with the formula.

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Originally Posted by storm

well let's face it, lala's look like children. and wanting boobs on children is a special kind of creepy.

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Because dwarves don't exist in real life right?

I'd argue that people that equate Lalafell's with children are the creepy ones. To me they're just a videogame avatar.

it actually does work.
put them in smallclothes and slide it from 0 to 100 from a profile view and you'll see what it does maybe

just their body type doesn't really work with large breasts, they're so round

Lalafell bust slider is in fact not broken. you should be investigated for pedophilia for making this post...
additionally, in game, lalafell are not real people and it is OK to do bad things to them. They do not have feelings and it is perfectly acceptable to lie to them, steal from them and cheat them out of anything. Unlike Miq'ote, Hyur, Roegadyn and Elezen, they do not have souls.
kicking lalafell from your party when a real player comes along is also acceptable and preferred.

Um....Lalafell are marsupials that's why they don't have nipples and boobz and their tummies are big and round, dunno where the males junk is though.

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Originally Posted by Scamperoo

Um....Lalafell are marsupials that's why they don't have nipples and boobz and their tummies are big and round, dunno where the males junk is though.

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Marsupials do have nipples, they're just concealed inside the pouch. Freaky fact: The Virginian Opossum has thirteen nipples. Twelve of them are arranged in a circle and the thirteenth is in the middle of the circle. Yes, really.

As for the males' junk, it's largely mammal standard except that with most species the, er, junk is, um....bifurcated. Again, yes really.

I think lalas are perfect just the way they are. Sticking a pair of boobs on a lala is just odd and destracts from the cute pudgy belly.

creepiest. thread. ever.

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Originally Posted by Inquisitor

Marsupials do have nipples, they're just concealed inside the pouch. Freaky fact: The Virginian Opossum has thirteen nipples. Twelve of them are arranged in a circle and the thirteenth is in the middle of the circle. Yes, really.

As for the males' junk, it's largely mammal standard except that with most species the, er, junk is, um....bifurcated. Again, yes really.

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Wait, I'm lost. So you're saying female Lalas have 13 nipples, and that the males have a "bifurcated" thing?

That's not cute. AT ALL.