A lalafell and an elezen were playing basketball, the elezen asked "why do you keep beating me", the lalafell replied "because this game is a lot more fair when neither of us can jump"
Attempts at Eorzean humor
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03-25-2011, 08:07 PMNephera
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03-25-2011, 10:05 PMKilta_Firelotus
a miqo'te walks into a bar, and shouts in a deep manly voice.... i have a gaint bossum, gimi free things... everyone turns around and goes... we hear you... the miq'te goes SHIT i forgot to change the voice of my mic
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03-25-2011, 10:58 PMTaichi
I'm so glad this thread is still kickin. Eorzean stand-up comedy is priceless. There is actually people putting thought into this. I admit to having thought about a joke but cannot come up with anything. My funny bone must be broken.
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03-26-2011, 12:09 AMFrebautThis is my favorite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kilta_Firelotus
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03-26-2011, 01:06 AMFiosha_Maureiba
Love what I'm seeing in this thread! Hehe. Even if I don't respond directlies, I ams reading it (sometimes it takes me a few passes to get it)
Alls I have are cheesy puns with shrug "heh" value.
Q: What do you call a miqo'te riding a chocobo?
A: A miq'abob.
Q: Why don't highlanders have both genders?
A: Because there can be only one.
Q: What do you get when you cross a lalafell with a chocobo?
A: Roadkill.
Q: What do you call a miqo'te with sunburn?
A: A Seeker of the Sun -
03-26-2011, 03:38 AMorigamikitsuneAs a lalafell I must confess the truth of this one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba
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03-26-2011, 04:02 AMKilta_Firelotusyou made my day ^^Quote:
Originally Posted by Frebaut
I was making a joke from fable 3. -
03-26-2011, 04:04 AMKilta_Firelotusyay i was waiting for a highlander joke XD I loved that movie/tv show.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba
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03-26-2011, 08:04 AMNabiriGood one! XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba
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03-26-2011, 08:25 AMnapalmninja
There was a fellow trying to ride a chocobo, but he was having some trouble. Do you know why?
Because he was a Roegadyn!
Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?
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