BUT GUUUUYSSSS....
THE GAME SHOULD CATER TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
....is what I see when I read these threads.
Alternatively, instead of adding in lines of code that, in all likelihood, will introduce some ridiculous bug, you could....
Take the aforementioned advice and turn off spell effects.
Turn off your sound, in game or otherwise.
Move, either to a new town or new location in town.
Learn to consciously ignore it.
Swap to a job will a skill like that and join in the fun.
...no, wait, never mind. Those are all stupid. Much better to ignore reasonable solutions and force the game to change in order to suit a vocal few.
