Do people see lalafells as children?

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Originally Posted by aryamorningstar

same arguments being had in 2023

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Why would you bump a thread that hasn't had a post in five years? Serious question.

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Originally Posted by Reimar

Why would you bump a thread that hasn't had a post in five years? Serious question.

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AS their first post too. I bet they are looking to stir up trouble already. I'm not really looking forward to what else they do.

Yes Lalas are children

this is the song that doesnt end, yes it goes on and on my friend.....

This got me wondering about baby lalafells, and then I found this on the internet

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Lalafell do not have children in the same way the larger races do. As they are more akin to a pudding, generally a lala will begin to gain mass and undergo something akin to cellular mitosis. The new lalafells are generally a bit smaller as their pudding skin hasn't hardened into the smooth, leathery, generally doll-like quality we know them to have, and thus tend to stay in their burrowed dens inside neglected roegadyn until maturity.

These lalafell are obviously homeless but with diligence they will find a drunken roe to exploit at the coffer and coffin. Damn nature, you scary.

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source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comme...dren_do_exist/

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Originally Posted by Pratini

Yes Lalas are children

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https://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acc...82389f9190.jpg

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I see lalafells as emergency rations.

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Originally Posted by Reimar

https://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acc...82389f9190.jpg

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That's a fake mustache.

https://i.gifer.com/H42S.gif

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Originally Posted by Reimar

https://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acc...82389f9190.jpg

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Poor kid that’s a clear case of:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prep...hypertrichosis

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Originally Posted by Boblawblah

That's a fake mustache.

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You can try to tug it off, but that puts your fingers in biting range.

Yes. Square designed lalafells to look like children so I see them as children. The ffxiv website says: "Small by any race's standards and possessed of a childlike countenance"

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/a_rea...aces/lalafell/

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Originally Posted by PeaTearGriffin

Yes. Square designed lalafells to look like children so I see them as children. The ffxiv website says: "Small by any race's standards and possessed of a childlike countenance"

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/a_rea...aces/lalafell/

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childlike doesnt mean children. thats being black or white in thinking

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

I see lalafells as emergency rations.

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Me too. Mmmm how delectable.

I bet they have the consistency of yogurt gummies.

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Originally Posted by Turnintino

I bet they have the consistency of yogurt gummies.

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Only one way to find out.

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Originally Posted by PeaTearGriffin

Only one way to find out.

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I like to think that they're fairies...
I know they're not, but it kind how i feel about them..

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

I see lalafells as emergency rations.

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Hey! You don't see me sizing you up for rabbit stew!

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Originally Posted by Turnintino

I bet they have the consistency of yogurt gummies.

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Yogurt gummies? Okay, I'll be totally off topic here; but, what is a yogurt gummy?

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Originally Posted by PeaTearGriffin

Only one way to find out.

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I'm not letting my "yogurt gummy-like" self get within six feet of you and put down that fork!

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Originally Posted by Kacho_Nacho

Yogurt gummies? Okay, I'll be totally off topic here; but, what is a yogurt gummy?

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I'm not German tbh, but this was the first example image I found lol.

I do not see them as children, the game hasn't really portrayed most of them as children at all.

"La-la-fells! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew... even you couldn't say no to that!"

We're all children in Hydaelyn's eyes, if you really think about it.

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Originally Posted by Turnintino

https://i.imgur.com/ovVb3pl.png

I'm not German tbh, but this was the first example image I found lol.

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wth is THAT? vegetarish??? ISH?? UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!

I mean they might not be children but both Lalafell and children are equally evil

Yes they do. It's not hard to understand why. They do appear to be slightly larger toddlers and no amount of drinking or sassmouthing will change that. Kinda like Baby Harman from Who framed Roger rabbit. We've got a baby who smokes cigars and smacks women's asses. But they still look like a baby.

Lol, Yes, thats it^^ Baby Harman

(btw, I love Lalas, I have many Lala-Alts)

All I see Lala's as is small body large head race.

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Originally Posted by hynaku

All I see Lala's as is small body large head race.

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nah. Midgets.
Thirsty thirsty midgets

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Originally Posted by hydralus

Yes they do. It's not hard to understand why. They do appear to be slightly larger toddlers and no amount of drinking or sassmouthing will change that. Kinda like Baby Harman from Who framed Roger rabbit. We've got a baby who smokes cigars and smacks women's asses. But they still look like a baby.

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I do understand where you are coming from but if your babies and toddlers look like lalafell then please see a doctor.

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Originally Posted by Ranaku

I do understand where you are coming from but if your babies and toddlers look like lalafell then please see a doctor.

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No. Not a doctor. A flamethrower. Unholy Creatures like those can only be dealt with by fire.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

No. Not a doctor. A flamethrower. Unholy Creatures like those can only be dealt with by fire.

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Sadly flamethrower has only a potency of 80 and you can't move while casting it. Bioblaster should be the weapon of your choice!

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Originally Posted by Ranaku

Sadly flamethrower has only a potency of 80 and you can't move while casting it. Bioblaster should be the weapon of your choice!

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So...Agent Orange? Isn't that a war crime though?

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Originally Posted by Renalt

So...Agent Orange? Isn't that a war crime though?

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not if you're not in war

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Originally Posted by Ranaku

I do understand where you are coming from but if your babies and toddlers look like lalafell then please see a doctor.

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Being stylized doesn't change shared traits. We can all agree Stewie Griffin is a baby despite them being a colorful cartoon character with a football shaped head.

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Originally Posted by hydralus

Being stylized doesn't change shared traits. We can all agree Stewie Griffin is a baby despite them being a colorful cartoon character with a football shaped head.

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I'm gonna have to ask you to provide a picture of a baby that looks like a lalafell

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Originally Posted by hagare

I'm gonna have to ask you to provide a picture of a baby that looks like a lalafell

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Originally Posted by Pratini

Yes Lalas are children

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Raubahn's a child killer :O