Attempts at Eorzean humor

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Originally Posted by Dreamer

It should be noted that taking common jokes and simply subbing in Final Fantasy terms as many are doing here does does make it Eorzean humor...

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Buzz Killington.

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Originally Posted by Dreamer

It should be noted that taking common jokes and simply subbing in Final Fantasy terms as many are doing here does does make it Eorzean humor...

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"Get a job grouch"


"I live in a trash can"
"Nobody's helpin me"

I'm not grouching/grinching, I'm just disappointed by the lack of miquote/cat jokes. ^-^

one day a lalafell went to a miqo'te club to get some cheap tail. He eyes up the miq'ote bartender, and says (in a cute voice) whats happening hot stuff, whats your name? The miqo'te turn around (in a deep many voice) bill, and we don't serve children here.

Elezean Proverb: Inside a crowded elevator smells different to a Lalafell.

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Originally Posted by Coombah

A Lalafell came home from questing one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the Lalafell.

'I'm going to Ul'Dah, said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The Lalafell said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The Lalafell said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

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Niiice. Only joke here that actually made me laugh! Some of the others were entertaining, but not enough to make me actually lol.

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Originally Posted by Rau

(in 2015, when BST is implemented)


A Gladiator goes to meet his Beastmaster friend in Ishgard. When they meet, the Gladiator comments how surprising it is that he managed to tame Uraeus and lead him into the city, to which the beastmaster replies "Uraeus?! That's my wife!"

sorry. I tried.

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ROFL

this one didn't get me much at first, but an hour later it hit me and I can't stop laughing. It's like the Buddhas Palm technique

can't wait till 2015, to tell it again

I'm not so good at the short story/punchline humour, but these are all great

shj that is an old joke.... i got it and laughed first time reading it.
stinks no one liked mine oh well XD

Here goes my art:

- Do you know how the wildlings appear? When a player enters Gridanian forest and his GPU doesn't support all the Greenwrath.

- You can see a Miqote, a female Hyur and a female Lalafell fashion dressed with a mic. How would you call the game? FFXI -2


All right folks, enough with the bad jokes... now really Eorzean one:

One child tell to his mom: - When I grow i'm gonna get all the clothes i want, i'll visit all the places i'd like, i'll grab anything that get's my sight... - Wow, sweetie, you want to be an adventurer? - Hell no, adventurers will do that for me. I'm a Mi'qote.



Sorry, i tried ^^;

Two guards of the Limsa s Asylum are talking in a lounge full of fools . One of the fools is always screaming "I m sent by god ,I M SENT BY GOD !!!! ".
One of the guard says to the other: " That s probably the craziest one of the group ..."
At this very moment one of the fools jump from his chair howling like a damn : " THAT S BULLSHIT I SENT NOBODYYY !!!! "