DPS Facepalms

Oh wait! i remember another one

i was with a relic + 1 paladin in amdapor as a bard. ripped hate off of him during the last boss fight, and promptly was rewarded with the boss diseasing me :D

So my static runs at some insane times for me resulting in them either waking me up or me not getting sleep before coil.

I decided once that sleep was lame and didn't sleep before coil, now turn 1 was easy enough, we don't have any issues with that one. We ran two bards for turn 2 because we've had problems with it before and stuff, now when sleepy silencing high voltages is one thing, but when someone in a linkshell tells me something and I just sit there and giggle like a little girl for ADS and I forget I have rot and run the other way than the rest of the stacked members... That was our last attempt for the night too.

I was also quite pissed after some loot drama from turn 4 and on our attempts at turn 5 I don't look where I'm standing, repelling shot almost right into the fire around the arena, smooth.

And lastly not my fault really, but Garuda EM we're doing fine and all, then my stupid chair breaks and my clothes get stuck so I had to sit on the floor for the rest of the attempt...

Doing an AOE attack right after the BLM sleeps a group of monsters.

In one word: JUMP

Jump while trying to run out of plumes (macro'd to True Trust)
Elusive jump...past the edge of Titan's battle area and off to the bottom
Spineshatter drive to try and jump out of plumes (not realizing at the time that it doesn't count the actual animation of my SSD to determine my actual location).
SSD or DFD to get in range, just as some kind of attack was about to pop that I shouldn't be in range of.

I did manage to Elusive Jump out of Dark Mist while in Haukke HM, which prompted the tank to note how stylish my move to get out of danger was :p

Choco'd into my first Odin FATE spawn only to dismount into a one shot AOE.

Turn 1
Me: Blood for Blood
Golem: Obliterate
Me: *dead*

... later that night, Turn 3
Me: Blood for Blood
Golem: Obliterate
Me: aw crap *dead*

SSD a gaol in Titan HM pre 2.2 landing in landslide.
Elusive jump out of a wotl and land in a cluster of 3

Dodging magitek bits lasers in ultima HM and running his conal

My most common mistake is using full thrust on cad then moving for impulse drive and not waiting on GCD so I'm mashing ID and not dodging the tail swipe I just forced on purpose.

My greatest achievement is on t2 dodging fire stream and not seeing that I took rot from the brd and wiping the group.

Repelling shot. Turn 5. Nuff said.

Repelling shot in Titan EX, doing an impressive backflip off the DPS Gaol right before Sumo Stomp.. and flying off the arena right underneath Titan's nose.

Double fail for using RS during Sumo Stomp in the first place AND using it in the wrong direction.

Egi pulling all mobs in ampador keep

Walking off the side of demon wall first time, after being explained side, middle, side middle. Not really knowing why so I hugged the side right to my death.

Getting a bit lost in Titan when running from plumes then decide half way while running out that I really should run the other way! change course then get stuck in the middle going o crap. Done that a couple of times XD