I had the distinct pleasure of being acquainted with Golnan's unique manner and came away from the experience somewhat baffled but mostly offended.
I would like to share this experience if I may even though I know it makes me look like a complete noob. This fact doesn't bother me, Golnan's offensive attitude toward me did.
http://imgur.com/Tekmd
If you are so adamant about getting Hamlet done correctly Golnan, recruiting a complete noob on his first DoW attempt was ill advised at best and your reaction to expected failure was a punishment that didn't fit the crime. Why not just find an experienced 8 man team and run it to your hearts content instead of putting a complete noob in the role of "literally"
"...the most important person in the entire group."
P.S - I should mention that I was immediately ousted.