I admit, this made me chuckle a little when I read this :P
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Can always go to your Taskbar on the bottom right of your pc and mute the game until you return. Or check the option to turn off game sounds when alt tabbed out. (I use the latter).
If you're on console just mute your TV? I dunno this just seems an odd problem with very obvious solutions.
you can avoid the auto kick by opening the HUD Layout
https://i.imgur.com/iSdhg3H.png