Originally Posted by
Gramul
To put it bluntly, you're expressing a very selfish viewpoint. You're saying that you shouldn't have to see these things for little reason other than it tarnishes your personal view of what the game should look like.
Trust me, a little bit of stuff like this won't ruin the experience for you. If I could last through bulky glow weapons, silly jiggle hats, Lightning pandering, and my favorate location in 1.0 being totally ruined, you can survive Jibanyan skipping through a field or two.
Slimes are from Dragon Quest, not Final Fantasy.