Yo' Dragoon Jokes Are So Old...

I really do see dragoons die more than I see monks and ninjas die.

I'll never forget that WoD run I did. 3 dragoons, 1 monk (me), guess who the 3 people to die in our party were?

The dragoons of course, they all died to the very same level 150 death :), and another died again after to doom.

Saw a dragoon in another party die too, didn't see anyone else in the whole raid die, just dragoons dead everywhere.

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Originally Posted by Adire

Saw a dragoon in another party die too, didn't see anyone else in the whole raid die, just dragoons dead everywhere.

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My favorite dragoon moment a drg targeted with 150 death, using elusive jump and trying to outrun the target on himself - while chasing everyone trying to run away from him. He cause about 6 deaths, including himself.

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Originally Posted by StouterTaru

My favorite dragoon moment a drg targeted with 150 death, using elusive jump and trying to outrun the target on himself - while chasing everyone trying to run away from him. He cause about 6 deaths, including himself.

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Hahaha.

A good dragoon knows how to die. A great dragoon knows how to take others with them.

WoD run a few months ago, about 10 of the DPS were dragoons including me, at least one of us was dead every boss fight. Alliance joke was "it's my turn next!" We also burned the bosses faster than most runs as well....

Even the entire dev team is "loldrg." Look no further than the 16bit Titan fight from Live Letter XIII (Dragoon fails to dodge every single mechanic.) It's kind of hard not to laugh at Dragoon's when its been a running joke since 2.0 and most of the time - very true!

Super Titan Drg Fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKAMMjFch0A

Super Levi Drg Fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjbvfoPAY1o

Don't let this thread die!!



Unless you're a DRG...then it won't matter

Last night I tanked my first run, the entire time the DRG kept pulling, trying to tank, running off in the wrong direction, not actually attacking bosses, and using the LB on a single trash mob before complaining about almost dying because nobody was near by when they decided to run down the wrong hallway and pull. I really wish this was the first or even just the tenth time I've had a DRG do this.

So.. a dragoon walks into a bar.. everyone else dodged it.

Anyway this is a good thread but not for the reason op intended.

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