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  1. #1
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    Novaura's Avatar
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    Matthia Gryffine
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    Exodus
    Main Class
    Dragoon Lv 90

    Yo' Dragoon Jokes Are So Old...

    Ever since joining the forums, it seems that the community has a very one-dimensional sense of humour in the sense that the only jokes that are made are about dead Dragoons. I was okay with at first, but because there was nothing else in terms of jokes it got old really fast. With so many people, you figure there would be a lot more jokes about others classes and jobs but that is not the case.

    So in response, I am bringing back another style of humour that also got old fast. You might be familiar with the "Yo' Momma's so..." jokes from "In Living Color". Well, I am introducing my own take on them, with the assistance of the Azure Dragoon himself, Estinien.











    And I am still coming up with some more of these, so I won't be done with these yet. So stay tuned, there will be more to come.
    (12)
    Last edited by Novaura; 09-08-2015 at 01:05 AM.

  2. #2
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    Yesui's Avatar
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    Yesui Malqir
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    Excalibur
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    Dragoon Lv 60
    Don't get too mad, you might miss an aoe.
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  3. #3
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    Mist
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    Dhembryda Frydwilfwyn
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    Coeurl
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    Fisher Lv 100
    I guess tanking the demon floor leaves you time to think of things like this.
    (18)

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    Moonleg Starborn
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    Phoenix
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    White Mage Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by Novaura View Post
    It's flat from all the dragoons laying down on it!
    (18)

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    Ryel Altaria
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    Excalibur
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    Samurai Lv 80
    Glad to see a DRG that isn't taking all of these jokes laying down
    (31)

  6. #6
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    astrobearis's Avatar
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    Rurutuni Papatuni
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    Diabolos
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    Arcanist Lv 15
    honestly, these jokes are good! screw the drg hater tots
    (1)

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    Whispering Crow
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    Balmung
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    Black Mage Lv 83
    loldrg has been a thing since the early days of FFXI. It'll never go away.
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    Saryn Storm
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    Cerberus
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    Warrior Lv 90
    Yo mama is so Dragoon even the Dungeon Finder rejected her.
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    Sylvana Tenebri
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    Marauder Lv 79
    The best joke is the part where scholars are considered competent healers. They need the fairy cause they don't know physick from virus.
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    Nom Noms
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    Tonberry
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    Dark Knight Lv 60
    ah and here we see a perfect example of what a good floor tank looks like:

    - Male Cat... check
    - is dragoon... check
    - wears 1 of 3 very DRGish armors... check
    - but hurt... check

    CONFIRMED best floor tank NA
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