Lmao, yeah. That entire quest had me rolling. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Alenore
Can we get some lore on Hunberct Longhaft please?
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07-10-2014, 12:29 AMAshkendor
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08-29-2014, 07:20 PMruskie
Where's that ballad for us spoony bards to sing out in all the world.
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02-27-2015, 02:15 AMAdrian74
Sorry for necroing this awesome thread, but... I just... Didn't know I wasn't the only one who noticed that hilarious moment in High Bridge! x'3
Seriously, at first, I thought I was perhaps... Reading something wrong, had to read twice before starting to laugh because didn't expect such comments in the game, funny one! -
03-05-2015, 12:52 AMMishini_DracotoSo, I was also directed here from your post in the other thread. Although, I knew of this awesome FATE over a year ago XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Adrian74
At any rate, You've given me the impression that you have not done the Moogle Delivery quests. if that is the case YOU MUST DO EETT NAO! STOP READING! NAO!
Also, I wanted to point out, revisiting this thread, and reading all of the posts, I've realised that some of the PRECISE QUESTIONS POSED IN THIS THREAD may or may not have been answered in later quests. Which I think is totally amazeballs. +9,001 DKP for Koji-San -
03-06-2015, 02:50 AMShadygrove
One of the postmoogle quests involves that trio....
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03-09-2015, 08:56 AMtreuhavik
Meanwhile in The Gold Saucer...
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03-09-2015, 11:41 AMFernehalwes
Oh, the Ballad of Hunbrect Longhaft has not been forgotten. While the postmoogle quest may have shed a little more light on the life and times of everyone's favorite cocksure keeper of the lever, his history is far too colorful to be told in a single sitting. The realm's lonely lordlings and ladies know this, as do the realm's bards, and ever so slowly have exploits of young Longhaft spread across the land. They have even reached beyond the Gates of Judgement and into holy Ishgard...where the church censors have been quick to blot out portions they deem to be propagators of impure thoughts. The following is an example of a pair of post-censor stanzas from the Ballad:
Yes, the **** rasied his ****
And said, "******* not red
For this *** could run much ****** still."
Yet the **** did not ****
That a **** could **** so
And she ******* 'fore ****** her ****.
Luckily, the censors' reach is rather limited, as we will see in 3.0! Until then! -
03-09-2015, 12:15 PMLlenCoramYou remain my favourite person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fernehalwes
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03-09-2015, 02:31 PMMagnesium02There once was a bridgeman called Longhaft
And women and fighting was his craft
He polished his blade
With many a maid
And beer he would guzzle by the draft
Defending the Highbridge was his job
From those who like to plunder and rob
With flair and panache
The rebels he’d quash
And many admirers’ hearts would throb
The Control Room is his realm at night
And he uses his sizable might
To polish the lever
With dutiful fervour
‘tis said to be an impressive sight
His followers are known as most loyal
For glory in battle they toil
One sapphire, one ruby
Are also known to be
Quite handy with polish and oil.
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03-09-2015, 09:32 PMXaldin007
Fern, Ryihito Adonis loves you.