Healer Confessions

I use Benediction more out of laziness then actual need 90% of the time.

Secret unveiled:
I actually prefer healing df groups over people I know. At least I'm already assuming the worst and am therefore ready for it. Friends are much more prone to trolling, and even if they don't realize it, healing through that is a real chore and tires me out.

Other confession: for the first time in my life, I forgot to repair my gear and it broke halfway into the dungeon. But I'll be damned if I tell anyone about it, I don't need to dps after all...I needed a dead tank to realize that my 8k heal suddenly only healed a mere 400 HP /blush.

I don't raise dead lalafells.

In lower level dungeons DR, I let my fairy do all the work while I watch Youtube.

To keep myself entertained, in most roulettes, I just randomly give cards to classes. Like throw enhanced spire on a BLM, or extended bole (with time dialation) on the BRD that never gets hit... Gives me a laugh. I can only imagine what the player is thinking.

I throw regen/aspected benefict on the tank and play on my phone for 20 seconds in low damage pulls ._.'

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Originally Posted by Fived

To keep myself entertained, in most roulettes, I just randomly give cards to classes. Like throw enhanced spire on a BLM, or extended bole (with time dialation) on the BRD that never gets hit... Gives me a laugh. I can only imagine what the player is thinking.

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As someone who hasn't played AST myself, probably the same thing I think when I get a card on me.
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/780/549...ans-e6b9e7.jpg

Popping my Synastry and Lightspeed and healing wondering why my heals are doing nothing..just to realize I still have cleric stance on. I've done this more times than I'll ever admit.

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Originally Posted by Seoulstar

Popping my Synastry and Lightspeed and healing wondering why my heals are doing nothing..just to realize I still have cleric stance on. I've done this more times than I'll ever admit.

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Granted, I'm not main-spec healer, but...

I gave up ever going into Cleric when in an instance before I hit lvl 30.... lol

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Originally Posted by Anienai

I don't raise dead lalafells.

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This is officially the best post in the forum.