Request: Save the prostitutes.

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Originally Posted by Kariri

I don't post here. Ever. But I've always been an avid forum reader, and I just had to say...

This thread made me spew Mountain Dew out my nose. All over my netbook.

That is all.

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That's sick.

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Originally Posted by Kariri

I don't post here. Ever. But I've always been an avid forum reader, and I just had to say...

This thread made me spew Mountain Dew out my nose. All over my netbook.

That is all.

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hey thats really his first comment! thee-hee
the gals popped his cherry!

IDEA FOR A QUEST...!

....Seriously?

Oh, oh! And maybe we should also add cool cars! And you can zoom around Ul'dah and drop grenades out of the windows! And then pick up one of the Miqo'te prostitutes and drive behind the Arrzaneth Ossuary and then the car will rock back and forth! And I think they should add the 'f' word into every sentence of every cut scene, while they speak of 'families' and then all NPCs should give quests to go and kill someone and steal their cash because said person-to-be-killed slept with the original NPC's wife!

And then they should rename the game Grand Theft Auto XIV.

Genius!

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Originally Posted by ZethLyons

....Seriously?

Oh, oh! And maybe we should also add cool cars! And you can zoom around Ul'dah and drop grenades out of the windows! And then pick up one of the Miqo'te prostitutes and drive behind the Arrzaneth Ossuary and then the car will rock back and forth! And I think they should add the 'f' word into every sentence of every cut scene, while they speak of 'families' and then all NPCs should give quests to go and kill someone and steal their cash because said person-to-be-killed slept with the original NPC's wife!

And then they should rename the game Grand Theft Auto XIV.

Genius!

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Is it bad that I imagined a lalafell doing all that?

Lets not forget the ones with a little bit less attention:
http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...43470000eb.jpg
http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...43470000ec.jpg

Save them too ! Taking away those NPCs would be like the US alchool prohibition or the US war on drugs. Pointless.

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Originally Posted by Babydoll

Oh I figured haha and yes Molly I hate internet memes lol or rather the 4chan ones D: It seems to be promoting more and more socially inept people but that is another topic =X /runsandhides wheee

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Babydoll, why'd you go n replace your siggy!? The /airquotes one was much better.

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Originally Posted by ZethLyons

....Seriously?

Oh, oh! And maybe we should also add cool cars! And you can zoom around Ul'dah and drop grenades out of the windows! And then pick up one of the Miqo'te prostitutes and drive behind the Arrzaneth Ossuary and then the car will rock back and forth! And I think they should add the 'f' word into every sentence of every cut scene, while they speak of 'families' and then all NPCs should give quests to go and kill someone and steal their cash because said person-to-be-killed slept with the original NPC's wife!

And then they should rename the game Grand Theft Auto XIV.

Genius!

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What the hell have you been smoking?

/signed.

Total appreciation for adult themed NPCs, especially the wenches. Add some candy for the 1% female gamers too yes?

Vildebrande is eye candy. *has him pose*

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Originally Posted by Dragon

What the hell have you been smoking?

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Apparently, I've had some "let's-put-prostitutes-into-a-Final-Fantasy-game" smoke wafted into my nostrils.

*looks to the sky* What is wrong with the world...?

The Hostess Bar, with the kinky girls will be totally cool in this game. It can all be centered around the Gold Saucer/Casino area. We can play and bet on our Chocobo races, play card games, and even Pankration. Yes Pankration.

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Originally Posted by ZethLyons

Apparently, I've had some "let's-put-prostitutes-into-a-Final-Fantasy-game" smoke wafted into my nostrils.

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they are already in FFXIV. We just think it'd be swell to see more of them!

If it weren't just always the mi'qote you are the sluts... ._.
I mean, cat girl craze ok, but I want to be at least a little bit of a serious race in this game...(I gotta change to moogle at 2.0. No, wait...)
I only support this if we get an equal percentage of every race and also every gender being prostitutes. >_> (Except for lalas maybe...oh no, I better don't say that. It'll get me killed.)

And at this point. Don't only add prostitutes. Add at least some mi'qotes that are not sluts. Not all cats are. Just no.

http://bestofgreater.com/ericalmassy...-funny-i10.jpg

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Originally Posted by Loggos

If it weren't just always the mi'qote you are the sluts... ._.
I mean, cat girl craze ok, but I want to be at least a little bit of a serious race in this game...(I gotta change to moogle at 2.0. No, wait...)
I only support this if we get an equal percentage of every race and also every gender being prostitutes. >_> (Except for lalas maybe...oh no, I better don't say that. It'll get me killed.)

And at this point. Don't only add prostitutes. Add at least some mi'qotes that are not sluts. Not all cats are. Just no.

http://bestofgreater.com/ericalmassy...-funny-i10.jpg

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You do know that sluts are people, that they do in fact have feelings?

I would think we need many various types of prostitutes, all races and sexes.

SE, please add some hawt guys...


I want all the things.

Also, should not post when drinking rum.

Dragon, I never said they are not and that the protitutes should be removed because I don't mind hooker characters at all.

I just said that not only the mi'qotes should be like this, but all races please. Because not all people who play mi'qote are good at having spectacular parties at Ul'dah's inn (nor do they want to), just as others that are non-mi'qote are not necessarily worse at it than the kitteys. ;]
This is beyond typical cat-behaviour for me, but rather a behaviour that is typical for...all? :P
Cats have much more to offer, profoundness, cleverness, strength, independence, cruelty, nosiness, loyality (if you sell your soul to them), temptation of course but also complicated wishes and even rejective phases that drive you mad. Everyone who has a cat can agree.......
I'm for more variation within all the races and for not making a dogma out of this mi'qote image. I know, we all need clichees and I'm fine with the mi'qote clichee as long as you remember that chlichees are never true for every individuum of a race. :3

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Originally Posted by Babydoll

Can we have larger chest too plz >_<

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I like boobs too!!

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Originally Posted by Loggos

Dragon, I never said they are not and that the protitutes should be removed because I don't mind hooker characters at all.

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Guess I should've been more clear, but I was joking... oh well.

Hmmm... imo, what we really need is a hooker class!


level 50 HKR LFG! :P

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Originally Posted by Molly_Millions

Hmmm... imo, what we really need is a hooker class!


level 50 HKR LFG! :P

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We do need HKR... let's petition for it; but first, concentrate on my MGT petition please!!!

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Originally Posted by Molly_Millions

Hmmm... imo, what we really need is a hooker class!


level 50 HKR LFG! :P

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*You have reached level 50! You learn ZJ!*

"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ..."
"What's a ZJ?"
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

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Originally Posted by illriginalized

Whatever, just so long as they wash the dishes and makes me sandwiches. Otherwise, ain't no purpose in saving them!

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And do the laundry and fetch me a beer.

If we don't save the prostitutes, who *can* we save? I certainly have no lingering or rising feelings for any other NPC's

Don't keep Qhota. She's got crabs. Why do you think she can't hold still?

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Originally Posted by Diyne

Don't keep Qhota. She's got crabs. Why do you think she can't hold still?

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Quit making fun of my kitties, Qhota does NOT have crabs!!!

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Originally Posted by Alerith

I can't believe all you Yoshi's approve of this!

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Totally off topic, but hysterical sig. It totally reminds of playing pld in Sky in XI.

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Originally Posted by Loggos

If it weren't just always the mi'qote you are the sluts... ._.
I mean, cat girl craze ok, but I want to be at least a little bit of a serious race in this game...(I gotta change to moogle at 2.0. No, wait...)
I only support this if we get an equal percentage of every race and also every gender being prostitutes. >_> (Except for lalas maybe...oh no, I better don't say that. It'll get me killed.)

And at this point. Don't only add prostitutes. Add at least some mi'qotes that are not sluts. Not all cats are. Just no.

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llololol awesone sig

Request: Save the Save the Prostitutes Thread Thread

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Originally Posted by Matsume

Request: Save the Save the Prostitutes Thread Thread

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PLEASE! THINK OF THE KIDS!

What other role model do they have in game? The blonde chick from the path of the twelve? Hell no.

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Originally Posted by Majidah

PLEASE! THINK OF THE KIDS!

What other role model do they have in game? The blonde chick from the path of the twelve? Hell no.

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Kill all kids.

Yoshi-P himself should learn english just to answer this thread personally.

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Originally Posted by Majidah

Yoshi-P himself should learn english just to answer this thread personally.

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Although a CM can log in under his profile and post, bolstering insane amounts of morale with cunning.

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Originally Posted by Majidah

Yoshi-P himself should learn english just to answer this thread personally.

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Yes he should, or maybe we should just all be allowed to take free Japanese lessons while playing FFXIV!

the prostitutes have been updated!

http://i49.tinypic.com/14npg5d.png

THE ONLY NPCS AWARE OF DALAMUD! WHAT SMART GIRLS!

yeah they should save those characters and especially my mithra companion i love all the dirty talking she says, well, said because i havent seen her for a while, i hope they dont get rid of those companions at all and maybe make them like the npc we had at our disposal in XI, where you could make them better with gear and levels :D

ITT: Hormones.

Can I buy or rent a miqote whore for my Residence, when our actual Estates are included in game? Think it'd be a nice..decoration.

Even better, if they include inventory space on their person..and the less they wear..the more you can store on them. It doesnt make sense..but it doesnt have too!

is that why... most of npc don't know there is a big red thing in the sky?

Are they spy...?

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Originally Posted by Akujin

Can I buy or rent a miqote whore for my Residence, when our actual Estates are included in game? Think it'd be a nice..decoration.

Even better, if they include inventory space on their person..and the less they wear..the more you can store on them. It doesnt make sense..but it doesnt have too!

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Silly highlander, that's what retainers are for. Slap a coatee and subligar on 'em.

Can we make a Hildebrande retainer? To the rescue!

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Originally Posted by Deli

is that why... most of npc don't know there is a big red thing in the sky?

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oh boy, thats a good theory, it seems npcs have been having too much of a good time to notice

dont know what this is about but i am all for saving the prostitutes!