In-game hate crimes [TRIGGER WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES]

Lalafells, more like LoliFAILS Amiright!? I'm just going to close the door on the way out...

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Originally Posted by NinjaTaru72

... What if we just open a dimensional portal to ffxi and give you the tarutaru. Eat them. Not us nice lala.

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Do they really need another lesson in humility?

http://i.imgur.com/EQz2x6U.jpg

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Originally Posted by Rosalynd

I was promised triggering content, OP failed to deliver. I am disappoint.

I am also hungry now... thanks OP.

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Just...

Just downright savage!

Perhaps another lesson from Shantotto is in order.

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Originally Posted by Qojon

Just...

Just downright savage!

Perhaps another lesson from Shantotto is in order.

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Shut up and get in the pot!

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Originally Posted by Rosalynd

Shut up and get in the pot!

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Literally Varis zos Galvus.

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Originally Posted by Qojon

Literally Varis zos Galvus.

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Who said you could get out of the pot?

BACK IN! NOW!

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Originally Posted by Qojon

http://i.imgur.com/k73s3E1.jpg

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Best screenshot ever.

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Originally Posted by Rosalynd

Who said you could get out of the pot?

BACK IN! NOW!

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http://i.imgur.com/I4a4tko.jpg

As a proud member of the Roe species, I was particularly angered and outraged at the facts which the OP has brought to light. No, not at all because I sympathize with the current lala plight, but because too many of you scruffy miqos and pointy eared Elezens etc....have been grossly interefering with the symbiotic relationship between Roes and lalas to such a degree that its upsetting the natural order of things.

Since time immemorial, my ancestors the Galka have maintained a strict and well balanced relationship with the Tarutaru ancestors of the lala. They, unconditionally, give us full use of their tiny plump bodies for both nurishment and building material of sorts, and in return we give them...uh...candy? And this has worked well for both our species for centuries. For example, did you know:

Chubby rosey lala cheeks (the facial ones) smothered in lush creamy Rollenbery sauce is a staple Galkan culinary delicacy while the other set of chubby lala cheeks are used to make football skins that are strong yet soft and gentle to the toes of the kicker? Or that the National Vanadielian Punter's League itself, run by, you guessed it, Roes, makes it possible so that every lala alive may have a useful purpose in society at virtually anytime of day, such as when stress needs to be released?

So yes, having spent literally centuries cultivating and developing this delicate balance of understanding and kinship with our little friends...to see this utter lack of waste and misuse of them by the rest of you damn humes/Hyurs and Aura's w/e.....its intolerable. In short...we Roes say as politely as possible to the resta you...

keep your grubby hands offa our lala snacks.

I saw one lalafell retainer locked in a cage outside a house.

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Originally Posted by Vaeria

scruffy miqos

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S...s...scruffy?! Why I never..

*Quickly runs to a mirror and fixes self* ;_;

I turned Dunesfolk recently and out of a sudden, my FC mates who i had known for quite a while started petting me and feeding me. How do i cope with such attention?

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Originally Posted by Enur

I turned Dunesfolk recently and out of a sudden, my FC mates who i had known for quite a while started petting me and feeding me. How do i cope with such attention?

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You never have to pay for food again. It's when they are eating you you need to worry.

didn't your people enslave everybody

I mean, i guess there's a reason that most large beasts in Eorzea consider Lalafels to be their favored food source... Is your kind delicious?

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Originally Posted by NessaWyvern

I saw one lalafell retainer locked in a cage outside a house.

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Pretty sure it's not the same house seeing how we are on different servers, but I did gave a friend the idea of locking lalafell retainers in the firefly cage before.

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Originally Posted by Enur

I turned Dunesfolk recently and out of a sudden, my FC mates who i had known for quite a while started petting me and feeding me. How do i cope with such attention?

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Non-committal platitudes. The other races are always looking for favors.

http://i.imgur.com/MnrBCYv.png

When I notice a lalafell wandering in the cold wind of Coerthas Highlands, I always invite him inside to warm him up..... extremely.

Lalafells

http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/...pssvyk1aro.jpg

I see no sacrifical ritual of Lalafells to the RNGod so what "Hate Crimes"? :p

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Originally Posted by Qojon

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Denmo-icken-deer is soooooooooooo cute tho... /pet denmo

http://i.imgur.com/a4xE6uu.jpg

I think it's high time that Ishgardian troopers get some sensitivity training.

If this NPC had a twitter account, I'd show him, I tell ya.

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Originally Posted by MisterLucie

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>proud, hard-working, lalafell fisherman
>minding his own business
>literal backbone of Eorzea
>being bullied by a degenerate Au'Ra.

smh tbh famicom

http://i.imgur.com/bi3GN7s.png

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Originally Posted by Byonka

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I'm conflicted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Originally Posted by MisterLucie

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This is very good xD