If you woke up as your FFXIV character....

Wonder why any time I want to do something a menu keeps popping up

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Originally Posted by KaiKatzchen

Yeah I can't wait to see the missing sexes when/if they make them playable. :D What Server ya'll playing on?

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I'm on Lindblum. My sis is waiting for the fem Roe, she plays sometimes for fun but I've restarted my Miqo for looks so many times she flat out told me she's just going to wait for better content.

Her bf may or may not be interested. He couldn't get into FFXI because he said the play was "too slow" for him. He's interested atm because he's been on a FF series kick. My sis and I agreed we wouldn't have him take a game test drive until it gets better.

i would go out and buy me some fish and see how the whole changing them in to shards and crystals work

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Originally Posted by kiba

i would go out and buy me some fish and see how the whole changing them in to shards and crystals work

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You take it out of their stomaches, true story~

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Originally Posted by ShadowCadja

You take it out of their stomaches, true story~

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then y would u need a crystal to make shards or a cluster to make a crystal? O_o

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Originally Posted by Shikaree

I'm on Lindblum. My sis is waiting for the fem Roe, she plays sometimes for fun but I've restarted my Miqo for looks so many times she flat out told me she's just going to wait for better content.

Her bf may or may not be interested. He couldn't get into FFXI because he said the play was "too slow" for him. He's interested atm because he's been on a FF series kick. My sis and I agreed we wouldn't have him take a game test drive until it gets better.

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Oh cool! I've heard thats a nice full server. ^^

Well good luck to ya'll I hope the game gets to a point where ya'll can play together! :D

Steal one of the chocobo's in Ul'dah!

I would die and then return in about 6 months.

I'd be afraid of large birds and stairs because I would be a Lalafell.

Wake up bored cause no dungeons to do! I'm always busy irl with dungeons/raids.

I'd look for something to battle. Most likely would spot a rank 2 squirrel in my yard, and my blood would boil. Then I would run over to stomp it, i'd swing my spear at hit it, it would transform into a rank 80 devilet, my spear swing hit would then be nullified, then it would use impish incantation and wtfsillylalafell destroy me. My time spent as my character would be very short and tragic, indeed.

I'd go outside and rank up pugilist, start on easy mobs like the neighbor hood cats and dogs...

actually.. I could do this now.

I'd walk in to a pet store and beat a rat with an axe multiple times, occasionally seeing the word miss pop up even tho the axe went right through it....then id get thrown out of the pet store...

Try on all my outfits for realzyzz :D

If I woke up as my FF character, I'd probably be bored and have a lack of things to do... oh, wait...

1-Seduce any Elezen female and marry one.

2-Go on a adventure to Sharvalan,Ishgard and check the remains of Ala Mhigo.

I would go out kick some ass for half a day. I mean really kick some ass. Wait why am i losing...... DAMN YOU SURPLUS!!!!

Jump......

I would use the Echo on everything that moved.

I'd abuse the hell out of the Echo.

Begin that which everyone else is thinking but don't want to say..

The Culling of the Miqo'te's.

They have run rampant for too long and have amassed in number, we as the other citizens must eliminate them.

i will eat Lalafel...bwahahaha

Jump up and down on my bed.

right?

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Originally Posted by Joeking

Begin that which everyone else is thinking but don't want to say..

The Culling of the Miqo'te's.

They have run rampant for too long and have amassed in number, we as the other citizens must eliminate them.

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hey! I have equal rights to you know! *sniff* I dont like leashes.........I just want to play with that ball of string over there........ :(

Get a concealed weapons permit so I could just shoot myself in the head whenever I wanted to teleport home...that's kinda morbid now I think about it. Oh well, it would make for some good stories.

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Originally Posted by Xeno

Why would you want to be a elvaan in real life?

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are you kidding? the LOTR fangirls would worship you like a god. as for me, they would most likely play with my ears. As long as they give me free fish I wouldn't mind. (foodslaves ftw!!!)

Go fishing.... wait i already do that. lol

commit suicide so that I wouldn't have to deal with half of the kids in this game.

Hmm...I'd first be annoyed at being shorter than I already am. Then I'd probably summon my Miqo'te retainer and annoy her by making her follow me around instead of having her stay in the relative safety of the market wards. Then we would dance.

I would seriously wonder where the toilets are.

That's what I always do when I wake up.

I'd then go and get drunk with all the pirates in Limsa.

In no way would I ever go fight a giant billygoat.

id build my own house and a mail box in coerthas.

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Originally Posted by Xeno

I would re-roll as a Hyur and be normal.

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Anything normal is overrated.

~Take Chocobo -- Head over to Ishgard -- Kill guards -- (Sorry guards >__<) -- Head into city -- Have a cup a tea, and wait for all this to blow over~ *slurps on tea*

I would see if I can jump.

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Originally Posted by Leonesaurus

~Take Chocobo -- Head over to Ishgard -- Kill guards -- (Sorry guards >__<) -- Head into city -- Have a cup a tea, and wait for all this to blow over~ *slurps on tea*

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No you wouldn't. None of that is available in game.

Actually, gotta get a job.

I would go to the grand company HQs and set up level 25, 35 and 45 behests.

I'd charge 80,000gil a day to the Maelstrom for pretending to be a battlewarden to 8 folks, then give out stolen tin ore as a reward.

I'd then spend every evening in the marauders guild getting hammered drunk.

Around Midnight, naked bombing in the sea next to the fishing guild.

2am, break into the airship terminal, steal all the whiskey and base jump off using a dodoskin.

3am, head to the culinary guild for a takeaway

4am, booty call my retainer

Do that until the empire attacks late summer, then move to Ishgard and set up a bar called ' the gentlemens retreat'.

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Originally Posted by Dubont

commit suicide so that I wouldn't have to deal with half of the kids in this game.

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You'd just respawn :)

stay inside and rub my chest all day

I would probably spend the entire day simply playing with magic, both healing and offensive. See if I could take a bath or shower using a string of Water spells. Try the same with my food and fire spells. Store the leftovers with ice. Figure out a way to fly with wind. Save the world with white magic. The possibilities are endless. ^-^

Then, when I need a break because my MP is all gone, I'd go to the nearest busy intersection and laugh at all the catgirls being arrested for touching themselves in public....

... i would soon have an enmity bar and know exactly how long i can get on someones nerves til they shout at me...

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Originally Posted by Dreamer

I would probably spend the entire day simply playing with magic, both healing and offensive. See if I could take a bath or shower using a string of Water spells. Try the same with my food and fire spells. Store the leftovers with ice. Figure out a way to fly with wind. Save the world with white magic. The possibilities are endless. ^-^

Then, when I need a break because my MP is all gone, I'd go to the nearest busy intersection and laugh at all the catgirls being arrested for touching themselves in public....

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"Mew sorry officer, I just obtained this new body and I don't know quite how to please myself, sir."