Bad Jokes, Rimshots and Punnyness

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Originally Posted by Mjollnir

An Elezen walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long neck?"

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The Elezen bursts into tears "Better to be ruled with, better to be eaten with"
The bartender lick his lips "mmmmm long neck" he transforms into a Mindflayer and picks the Elezen's brains.

I have a feeling this thread is going to dragon

That would be Eft up.

We're coblyn together some good ones!

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You have to take a class to get a job.

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Terrible. So very terrible.

Puk this, I'm outta here.

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Originally Posted by Obsy

Puk this, I'm outta here.

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I see you walkin' round Limsa with the girl I love, and I'm like "Puk you-ooo-ooo"
I guess the gil in my pocket wasn't enough, I'm like "Puk You" and "Puk her too!"

two lalafells are walking down the road. the first looks at the second and asked "How do you over come your short comings?" the second gets mad and says "Who you calling short?! We are the same height!!"

How much chocobo could a chocobo breeder breed if a chocobo breeder could breed chocobos?

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Originally Posted by Alaltus

The Elezen bursts into tears "Better to be ruled with, better to be eaten with"
The bartender lick his lips "mmmmm long neck" he transforms into a Mindflayer and picks the Elezen's brains.

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......what?