Can we get polygamous eternal bonds?

Why am I suddenly reminded of a character on that show Futurama that was polygamous and I think had both wives and husbands and demanded a satanic funeral when he died?

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Originally Posted by Katie_Kitty

Ah, yes, that very heterosexual one on one bond between two catgirls. How could we forget?

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technically they are both male players crushing on female characters

this explains how there are so many lala's...

I'm disappointed the OP forgot to make their character from Balmung or Mateus to complete the troll. :p

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Originally Posted by Bearded

Eternal bond is based upon the heterosexual one on one bond and one has to carry the damn flowers even if both are makes.

It's pretend -its not really worth anything beyond the mounts :)

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Originally Posted by Katie_Kitty

Ah, yes, that very heterosexual one on one bond between two catgirls. How could we forget?

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Originally Posted by Katie_Kitty

I mean, we literally have one guy in this thread trying to push the "One man and one woman" narrative. It's hilariously naive to suggest there isn't some very open bias here in these comments.

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You're jumping on this guy over a misunderstanding...

He said "Based on", as in the original devs made it so regardless of who is getting married, one is doing the traditional "Female" actions like holding flowers.

He had a misspelling, but he clearly meant "one has to carry the damn flowers even if both are males."

"you only want to marry me for the teleport benefits!"

I can see it now.

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Originally Posted by Krotoan

"you only want to marry me for the teleport benefits!"

I can see it now.

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I legit married my actual wife in game just to finally clear Kugane Tower using said teleport benefits. Also that stupid light pole thing below the tower...

"Hey baby, can we get married in the game so I can clear this stupid tower?"
"Only if you buy the plan where we can dye the dresses..."

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Originally Posted by Rin_Sato

I mean, I have 2 ring slots, not to mention 10 fingers...

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Oh bow chicka wow wow...

Yeah I'm hitting the eject button on this tape.

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Originally Posted by Krotoan

"you only want to marry me for the teleport benefits!"

I can see it now.

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One of my friends is bonded to her husband in game, and she wants polygamy rings with me and another friend just for the teleports lol. She's been asking for it for years too.

If I had a gil for every time I heard" where's my polygamy ring? :("....

Even linked her this thread and she goes " YES. I love how at least some of them got the point (which is the teleportation network) and not all the sex talk"

Whilst I'm both polyamorous and fully supportive of this idea, I can understand why the devs would want to avoid adding this into the game. Technically speaking, it'd be weird with how the teleportation thing works, it'd be controversial by gaming standards, and there's be issues with abuse. It's one of those things where I'd be completely fine with it being a feature, but I'm not going to complain if it isn't.