FFXIV Meme's

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Originally Posted by Anonymoose

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BOOBS ARE NOT GENITALS!!! *Flies away*

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Originally Posted by Punainen

BOOBS ARE NOT GENITALS!!! *Flies away*

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O.o *flies away*? are you the lorax? http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5011682197569762&pid=1.7

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Originally Posted by Twiddle

My 2c's here but if Lala's were a little more gifted in the chest area i think they would be much more appealing...
Smaller may mean they hold you closer to the heart, but come on wash board is too much...

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Uhhhh.... Lalafell are not supposed to be sexually appealing. They look like children. If you're sexually attracted to them, there is something wrong with you.

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Originally Posted by Forgo

O.o *flies away*? are you the lorax? http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5011682197569762&pid=1.7

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I speak for the boobs.

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Originally Posted by Punainen

I speak for the boobs.

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bravo XD lol

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Originally Posted by Punainen

Uhhhh.... Lalafell are not supposed to be sexually appealing. They look like children. If you're sexually attracted to them, there is something wrong with you.

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What I meant, and what you understood are two different things... I'll leave it at that... before this turns in to a snow ball argument.

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Originally Posted by Punainen

BOOBS ARE NOT GENITALS!!! *Flies away*

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I don't recall making such a claim O.O

Bust size is something women occasionally get insecure over (lalafell v. miqo'te image right after mine plays on the same concept, really), so my image is less about genitals and more about "What if both genders had their size-insecurity stereotypes addressed?"

Long story short, I was working on screenshots for my lore guide and that frame cracked me up because I can't take anything seriously in a video game.

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Originally Posted by Punainen

Uhhhh.... Lalafell are not supposed to be sexually appealing.

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but they do make good lap warmers.... lol jk XD

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Originally Posted by Punainen

Uhhhh.... Lalafell are not supposed to be sexually appealing. They look like children. If you're sexually attracted to them, there is something wrong with you.

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lalafells are in the same boat as prishe..

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Originally Posted by lolodin

lalafells are in the same boat as prishe..

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O.O http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...Ks1uaxHROyt-4A this prishe? the same one that tells you to go to hell on FFXI? For some....I could see that..but me....no

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Originally Posted by Forgo

O.O http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...Ks1uaxHROyt-4A this prishe? the same one that tells you to go to hell on FFXI? For some....I could see that..but me....no

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No Lala's are not children, the Lala's you pick in char creation are all adults... so is Prishe... if i remember her story she was 15 during the war, 15 years before we the players pick up the story... so Prishe's 30, but she doesn't age, and as such is labeled such as a daemon..

Haha, man I still have a strong emotional attachment to that plot. I somehow managed not to read the quoted comment, but I saw the Prishe picture and was like "Prishe!". I don't think anyone was physically attracted to Prishe (well I suppose I should only speak for myself), but a lot of people "loved" her, since she had a very interesting personality - not to mention she was a badass mnkwhm.

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Originally Posted by Twiddle

No Lala's are not children, the Lala's you pick in char creation are all adults... so is Prishe... if i remember her story she was 15 during the war, 15 years before we the players pick up the story... so Prishe's 30, but she doesn't age, and as such is labeled such as a daemon..

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I'm not sure how well the "See, it's not skeevy! They only LOOK like they're five." defense would go over with the majority of society.

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Originally Posted by Anonymoose

I'm not sure how well the "See, it's not skeevy! They only LOOK like they're five." defense would go over with the majority of society.

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The Lalafell are a race that resembles Tarutarus of Final Fantasy XI but are completely native to the universe of Final Fantasy XIV.

The Tarutaru were a race of skilled magic users who called Windurst their home. Although the Tarutaru physically resembled children, their size did not reflect their age. Masters of the magical arts, the Tarutaru had honed their abilities through dutiful study of the world around them.

Their dedication and hard work fueled the rapid reconstruction of Windurst after its destruction in the Crystal War. The Tarutaru enjoyed a friendly relationship with the Mithra, who called Windurst their home as well.

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All i have!

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Originally Posted by Twiddle

No Lala's are not children, the Lala's you pick in char creation are all adults... so is Prishe... if i remember her story she was 15 during the war, 15 years before we the players pick up the story... so Prishe's 30, but she doesn't age, and as such is labeled such as a daemon..

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lol I know bro I got pretty for on the CoP missions on FFXI so i know she's not a kid I just was thinking you meant ppl find her sexy...my bad lol

http://i48.tinypic.com/1szh38.jpg

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Originally Posted by Anonymoose

I'm not sure how well the "See, it's not skeevy! They only LOOK like they're five." defense would go over with the majority of society.

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As it happens, under Australian law, images containing lalafells (including drawn) with explicit sexual acts depicted would be classified as child pornpgraphy, because a reasonable person cannot be presumed to be aware of their reaching of the age of consent. Non-explicit but suggestive images could also be easily interpreted as depicting child abuse on the same grounds.

Child pornography carries some of the harshest penalties under the Australian criminal code. So let's not go there.

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Originally Posted by Catapult

As it happens, under Australian law, images containing lalafells (including drawn) with explicit sexual acts depicted would be classified as child pornpgraphy, because a reasonable person cannot be presumed to be aware of their reaching of the age of consent. Non-explicit but suggestive images could also easily be easily interpreted as depicting child abuse on the same grounds.

Child pornography carries some of the harshest penalties under the Australian criminal code. So let's not go there.

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Yup I'd imagine it'd be similar in other countries, where the general public will not discern one from the other, since they are not intimate with the details.

http://static2.finalfantasyxiv.com/a...WPp0NEnq-c.jpg

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Originally Posted by Anonymoose

I'm not sure how well the "See, it's not skeevy! They only LOOK like they're five." defense would go over with the majority of society.

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This exactly. It hardly matters if they're adults... They still look exactly like children, so being physically attracted to them is still pretty pedo.

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Originally Posted by Punainen

This exactly. It hardly matters if they're adults... They still look exactly like children, so being physically attracted to them is still pretty pedo.

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See now the majority of fantasy settings get around it by giving both male and female dwarves beards.

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Originally Posted by Mjollnir

See now the majority of fantasy settings get around it by giving both male and female dwarves beards.

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But no one is sexually attracted to those....because those who are otherwise are pedo.

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Originally Posted by Mjollnir

See now the majority of fantasy settings get around it by giving both male and female dwarves beards.

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so your saying Gimli here http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...mli_-_FOTR.png could be a male or a female?

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Originally Posted by Punainen

But no one is sexually attracted to those....because those who are otherwise are pedo.

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or just plain weird O.o

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Originally Posted by Forgo

so your saying Gimli here http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...mli_-_FOTR.png could be a male or a female?

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"It was said by Gimli that there are few dwarf-women, probably no more than a third of the whole people. They seldom walk abroad except at great need. They are in voice and appearance, and in garb if they must go on a journey, so like to the dwarf-men that the eyes and ears of other peoples cannot tell them apart."
-- The Return of the King, 360 (App A)

Someone make a FFXIV meme of this so I don't feel guilty for the derail!

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Originally Posted by Mjollnir

"It was said by Gimli that there are few dwarf-women, probably no more than a third of the whole people. They seldom walk abroad except at great need. They are in voice and appearance, and in garb if they must go on a journey, so like to the dwarf-men that the eyes and ears of other peoples cannot tell them apart."
-- The Return of the King, 360 (App A)

Someone make a FFXIV meme of this so I don't feel guilty for the derail!

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http://static2.finalfantasyxiv.com/a...WPuRajZwmg.jpg

http://static2.finalfantasyxiv.com/a...WPubiyKFSo.jpg

LOLOLOL!!!! XD this thread just gets better with each passing day and every time we get new info! Hahahahaha!! xD
I hope this thread continues to flourish even when Beta starts lol. I will miss all these lulz. 8-]

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Originally Posted by Nuinn

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So for no reason in particular...who's that bikini model? :D

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Originally Posted by Alerith

So for no reason in particular...who's that bikini model? :D

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I'd hit it.

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Originally Posted by Riv

I'd hit it.

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With that wooden plank, right?


Edit: In retrospect, this is a lot more naughty sounding than I intended.

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Originally Posted by Warlock

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I shall contribute

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BigSausagePizza?? LOL

All I have to say to this thread is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaIqmfHidTo

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Originally Posted by Alerith

So for no reason in particular...who's that bikini model? :D

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I honestly have no clue. I needed a cute busty girl photo and I think I just googled bikini boobies :p She had a cute face. . . . (though not as cute as grumpy cat!)

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Originally Posted by Forgo

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I am so glad we're on the same server, Forgo. I can't wait to play this game with you. Your posts make me laugh! Ha ha! :D

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Originally Posted by Hestern_Nestern

I am so glad we're on the same server, Forgo. I can't wait to play this game with you. Your posts make me laugh! Ha ha! :D

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Same here I look forward to RPing and playing with lol

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Originally Posted by Hestern_Nestern

I am so glad we're on the same server, Forgo. I can't wait to play this game with you. Your posts make me laugh! Ha ha! :D

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Originally Posted by Forgo

Same here I look forward to RPing and playing with you lol

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STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT!


BOO YA!























... I'm going to be killed soon, aren't I?

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Originally Posted by Hestern_Nestern

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT!


BOO YA!























... I'm going to be killed soon, aren't I?

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http://static.rcgroups.net/forums/at...f?d=1273492044 nah...wait maybe? O.o probably not lol

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Originally Posted by Forgo

Same here I look forward to RPing and playing with lol

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RP+playing? Oh my. . . . May I watch?

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Originally Posted by Nuinn

RP+playing? Oh my. . . . May I watch?

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Sure but its not what you think... O.o