Can I expose the true villain of the story?
A horror that should never have existed.
A blight on the landscape.
A curse on all our eyesight.
Thanc's dodgy ponytail.
Here I am about to cut it off when he is not looking and/or is too drunk to notice.
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Gonna cut off that ponytail ...
