Bad Jokes, Rimshots and Punnyness

I think we need to titan up around here...

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Originally Posted by Cedri

Some of these puns here just make me Shiva...

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Its better then to be carbuncled all over. I think i can hear the Siren of the Warkulance over yonder.

We definately need some better materia all.

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Originally Posted by Cedri

We definately need some better materia all.

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What do you have in mime?

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Originally Posted by Aldora

What do you have in mime?

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Maybe SMN thing outside of the box?

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Originally Posted by Cedri

Maybe SMN thing outside of the box?

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I'm sure as hell not going to look into that "box". It's been drooling even since i got here...

/em casts Refresh on the Ancient Forum Papyrus.


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Well, that didn't Call for Help...

Woh woh, let's not get hasty here. Soon there'll be a <call 2> arms.

Now that i look at it closer... This Thread is rather good. Not NQ, but real Primal Quality! It Wight make a great Tunic.

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Originally Posted by Aldora

I'm sure as hell not going to look into that "box". It's been drooling even since i got here...

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http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/upl...mb-300x400.jpg

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Originally Posted by Kagato

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/upl...mb-300x400.jpg

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I thought i was being Sylphy today...

It looks like that "Box" claimed it's first victim already. Apparently it wasn't drooling because of me, thank the Twelve! But...

My sincere condolences for that hyur's "package", unless he planned to "toss his coins" towards me or my fellow Miqo'te... Then i'd say "Payback's a Bomb". /grin

'Leve' the bad puns alone. Everyone is 'Gil'ty of leaving an unfunny post. 'Spharai's I know.....some of them are pretty good.

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Originally Posted by Kasumuni

'Leve' the bad puns alone. Everyone is 'Gil'ty of leaving an unfunny post. 'Spharai's I know.....some of them are pretty good.

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B... But... I... /cry

Ai sir, I shalt take my Leve and scadaddle.

/em walks out.

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Originally Posted by Aldora

B... But... I... /cry

Ai sir, I shalt take my Leve and scadaddle.

/em walks out.

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bye bye miss rolanberry pie...i drove my chocobo to the leve but the leve was dry, those good old boys drinking honey brew and rye singing this is the day that i die.. this is the day that i die...

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Originally Posted by Forgo

bye bye miss rolanberry pie...i drove my chocobo to the leve but the leve was dry, those good old boys drinking honey brew and rye singing this is the day that i die.. this is the day that i die...

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Welcome to the forums
We come here to complain
miles and miles of threads to see
while you blacklist all the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever devs may speak
If you got the opinion, honey
We got trolls-to-be!

In the forums
Welcome to the forums
It'll bring you to your
sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
knees, knees
(Mwa!)
I-I wanna watch you leave!

"My Dhamel has no nose."
"No nose? How does it smell?"
"Awful!"

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Originally Posted by Kallera

Welcome to the forums
We come here to complain
miles and miles of threads to see
while you blacklist all the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever devs may speak
If you got the opinion, honey
We got trolls-to-be!

In the forums
Welcome to the forums
It'll bring you to your
sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
knees, knees
(Mwa!)
I-I wanna watch you leave!

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This is a good song to have stuck in one's head. 1,000 internets to you!

What's the difference with Lalafell and pizza?























































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The pizza doesnt scream when baked in the oven.

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Originally Posted by mikoto_qc

What's the difference with Lalafell and pizza?

The pizza doesnt scream when baked in the oven.

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Who bakes a Lalafell? They're supposed to be grilled...

:rolleyes:

What do Miqo'te and Roegadyn share in common?

They both need a good kick when ridden.

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Originally Posted by Alaltus

What do Miqo'te and Roegadyn share in common?

They both need a good kick when ridden.

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http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-s...-Belly-Fat.png

Oh I come from a realm, which has been reborn
Where the chocobo caravans roam
Where aetherytes glow
As blue as the sky
It's beautiful, but hey, that's home

Where Gridania lies east
And Limsa from the west
With Ul'dah and Ishgard in sight
Ride the ferry
Or the airship
Mount a goobbue and ride
Towards another Eorzean night

Eorzean nights
Like Eorzean days
More mysteries afloat
Like milk of aldgoat
In several strange ways

Eorzean nights
Under Eorzean's gaze
So come and make haste
There's no time to waste
As we recall Eorzean days

(yeah, I know it could've been better, but this thread IS for bad jokes after all)

:Shot of me posing with a big staff, with lousy weather outside Thanalan(Because Kallera):
Much has changed since the last update of FFXIV,
:shot of Fernehalwes sneaking around laptops, then sucked into the screen:
dark forces of of the void have begun invading Eorzea.
:Evil Sublimen charging the plains:
These attacks have greatly weakened Eorzea's dimensional fabric, enabling not only voidsent from entering Eorzea...
:shot of Colibri bowling over Fernehalwes:
but warriors from other domains as well.

ONLY THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY WARRIORS COULD POSSIBLY MEET THIS CHALLENGE.

Hu Lan!
Princess Niqote!
Sub Forgo!
Crim!
Zerosion Ferodatz!
Vergil!
Chibi Minstrel!
Eagleeyes "Dhalmel"!

DRIVEN BY POSTINGS AND BOUND BY THREADS THESE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF THE REALM!

The Black Shroud and Thanalan are in a restaurant talking about lag players face in each zone. Thanalan says "I can handle dial-up!" The Black Shroud looks around and says "I'm better....Than-a-lan!"

HAHAHAH Get it?

HAHAHAHAAHHAHA Cause Black Shroud can handle lan...... nevermind.

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Originally Posted by Kallera

:Shot of me posing with a big staff, with lousy weather outside Thanalan(Because Kallera):
Much has changed since the last update of FFXIV,
:shot of Fernehalwes sneaking around laptops, then sucked into the screen:
dark forces of of the void have begun invading Eorzea.
:Evil Sublimen charging the plains:
These attacks have greatly weakened Eorzea's dimensional fabric, enabling not only voidsent from entering Eorzea...
:shot of Colibri bowling over Fernehalwes:
but warriors from other domains as well.

ONLY THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY WARRIORS COULD POSSIBLY MEET THIS CHALLENGE.

Hu Lan!
Princess Niqote!
Sub Forgo!
Crim!
Zerosion Ferodatz!
Vergil!
Chibi Minstrel!
Eagleeyes "Dhalmel"!

DRIVEN BY POSTINGS AND BOUND BY THREADS THESE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF THE REALM!

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Mortal Fantasy XIV: A Realm Torn...Please look forward to it!! coming to Chocobox 360 and MS3 (Moogle Station 3)

wait what what?!

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Originally Posted by Dhalmel

wait what what?!

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You're the "Curtis Stryker", Dhalmel.

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Originally Posted by Dhalmel

wait what what?!

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lol we going to be in a fight game parody of ff XIV!! ain't it great ^.^ XD

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Originally Posted by Kallera

You're the "Curtis Stryker", Dhalmel.

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but bbut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owsxzKb3Nus

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Originally Posted by Dhalmel

but bbut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owsxzKb3Nus

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lol XD that's kinda true...no noob saibot http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LOJna8W9dr...00/Mk+noob.jpgcould total kick the new sub-zeros ass

I don't like your "Tone-berry" much!

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Originally Posted by Kallera

:Shot of me posing with a big staff, with lousy weather outside Thanalan(Because Kallera):
Much has changed since the last update of FFXIV,
:shot of Fernehalwes sneaking around laptops, then sucked into the screen:
dark forces of of the void have begun invading Eorzea.
:Evil Sublimen charging the plains:
These attacks have greatly weakened Eorzea's dimensional fabric, enabling not only voidsent from entering Eorzea...
:shot of Colibri bowling over Fernehalwes:
but warriors from other domains as well.

ONLY THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY WARRIORS COULD POSSIBLY MEET THIS CHALLENGE.

Hu Lan!
Princess Niqote!
Sub Forgo!
Crim!
Zerosion Ferodatz!
Vergil!
Chibi Minstrel!
Eagleeyes "Dhalmel"!

DRIVEN BY POSTINGS AND BOUND BY THREADS THESE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF THE REALM!

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Wouldn't that make me a Scorpion variant? I could throw a ball of yarn at someone and pull them towards me yelling "GET BACK HERE!!!" before punching them in the gut :O

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Originally Posted by Antanias

Wouldn't that make me a Scorpion variant? I could throw a ball of yarn at someone and pull them towards me yelling "GET BACK HERE!!!" before punching them in the gut :O

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And if you want to continue:

Jinrya-Geki = Reptile, seeking to save his lost race of toberrians.

Abriael= Kano, Unless there's an Australian out there willing to typecast themselves? ^^

Scourer of Worlds: "Kneel before Alaltus!" oh wait wrong fighter =x

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Originally Posted by Alaltus

Scourer of Worlds: "Kneel before Alaltus!" oh wait wrong fighter =x

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You're the Aquaman, for the eventual Fantasy: Echoes Among Us. Where we push the boundaries between forum regulars, and trolls, as a terrible incident makes Reinheart go wrong.

<.< ..... >.> ....

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/plugs own ears against blasphemy

I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALAFELL!

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Originally Posted by Catapult

/plugs own ears against blasphemy

I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALAFELL!

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Don't worry Fernehalwes is busy preparing the Lore Lalabrary as we speak.

Why did Tinky-Winky laugh?
Because Lalafell.
*Rimshot*

Q: What do you call a stray dog from SoCal?
A: Baja-mutt