How FF14 can be saved

Fools! You would unleash the Asstral Calamity upon us all!

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Originally Posted by Renalt

I will always take a dare.

https://i.ibb.co/JRvqqzD/ffxiv-10302022-202041-075.png

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I mean……..its two little pancakes

As for mine..
https://i.postimg.cc/pXHSBQwQ/86478-...968-F512-C.jpg alexa, play my heart will go on, shittyflutted version please. https://youtu.be/5jvOBbP6u2o

OMG, so true.

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

I mean……..its two little pancakes

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Oh wow you weren't kidding. That sucks!

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Originally Posted by Renalt

Oh wow you weren't kidding. That sucks!

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Yeh. Deflated and sad. I need a butt. Some people need a hero, I need a butt.

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

Yeh. Deflated and sad. I need a butt. Some people need a hero, I need a butt.

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We all need butts. Butts make the world go round.

any santa bum fight rings this year? :| got some gil to burn on bets

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Originally Posted by Hoodcat

any santa bum fight rings this year? :| got some gil to burn on bets

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I finally got an apartment so I'm no longer a bum!

If I was...place your money on me. I'd win.

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Originally Posted by PirateRyanG

12. Actively encourage ERP.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Fools! You would unleash the Asstral Calamity upon us all!

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To be fair this thread got a little stinky with so much pancake flapping about

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Fools! You would unleash the Asstral Calamity upon us all!

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

To be fair this thread got a little stinky with so much pancake flapping about

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"Pathetic. You boasted of unrivaled polygons. You were entrusted with the ultimate model. The ultimate buttocks! And still you failed. So much for the glory of Square Enix.

The growing imbalance afflicting character butts must be redressed. If it is permitted to worsen, the very laws of eye candy-- both tasteful and aesthetic -- will be warped beyond all recognition.

Know you the root of this deflation? Prudes! Like a parasite, they must be burned out if our arses are to recover. And naught but the return of the one true Bubble Butt will ensure their complete excision. Yet to pave the way the rear's return, a chaotic confluence of untold proportions must needs be brought about. And that will necessitate the presence of the modders.

Needless to say, both you and your TOS-Shouting accomplices can not be suffered to interfere in this endeavor.

You will not leave this place a pancake. It's past time your posterior was inflated, White Knight."


Disclaimer: Hello moderators. I am in no way advocating for the use of mods, this is purely satirical. The use of mods is to be discouraged. Plus, keep in mind I'm quoting a character that (at the time at least) was evil and antagonistic, meaning he, his speech and actions are to be seen as morally wrong and thus not replicateable. Do not mod, nor cause the end of the world over modding.

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

"Pathetic. You boasted of unrivaled polygons. You were entrusted with the ultimate model. The ultimate buttocks! And still you failed. So much for the glory of Square Enix.

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La-ass-brea?

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Originally Posted by Shibi

La-ass-brea?

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Lahm-ass-bread

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Originally Posted by Renalt

We all need butts. Butts make the world go round.

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I believe the line is fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go around.

I prefer life over hometown tbh.

by sacrificial lalafells

Oh, that's your answer for everything.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Oh, that's your answer for everything.

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Has it ever not worked?

its not dieing and does not need to be saved nice try troll.

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

"Pathetic. You boasted of unrivaled polygons. You were entrusted with the ultimate model. The ultimate buttocks! And still you failed. So much for the glory of Square Enix.

The growing imbalance afflicting character butts must be redressed. If it is permitted to worsen, the very laws of eye candy-- both tasteful and aesthetic -- will be warped beyond all recognition.

Know you the root of this deflation? Prudes! Like a parasite, they must be burned out if our arses are to recover. And naught but the return of the one true Bubble Butt will ensure their complete excision. Yet to pave the way the rear's return, a chaotic confluence of untold proportions must needs be brought about. And that will necessitate the presence of the modders.

Needless to say, both you and your TOS-Shouting accomplices can not be suffered to interfere in this endeavor.

You will not leave this place a pancake. It's past time your posterior was inflated, White Knight."


Disclaimer: Hello moderators. I am in no way advocating for the use of mods, this is purely satirical. The use of mods is to be discouraged. Plus, keep in mind I'm quoting a character that (at the time at least) was evil and antagonistic, meaning he, his speech and actions are to be seen as morally wrong and thus not replicateable. Do not mod, nor cause the end of the world over modding.

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"No! The TOS! It... it binds them! The flat buttocks.. there are.. too many! ARRGGHHHH!!" (Lahabrea is then hit with the ban hammer by a dozen GMs for TOS violations).

... I'm sorry....

(Seriously, I don't think I've laughed so much in a long time). :P

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Originally Posted by george357

its not dieing and does not need to be saved nice try troll.

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Oops. Looked like you failed your Perception Check.

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

Has it ever not worked?

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I have no conclusive proof that it's had any effect at all. I mean, I'm not gonna stop you, everyone needs a hobby. Just sayin'.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

I have no conclusive proof that it's had any effect at all. I mean, I'm not gonna stop you, everyone needs a hobby. Just sayin'.

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I just collect rocks :x

Last week a tree regurigtated some white stone and a bunch of horned kids made a hissy fit about it. Apparently I was "being disrespectful" or something. Dunno. All I know is that I threw it out and had to disinfect my hand like ten times. I mean, come on kids, it's just some animal dropping, hardly anything to go crazy over.

And the week before that, I uhm... Tooooootally didn't steal a rock off of some random homeless man in a suit of armour at a pub in Ishgard! Totally. Though, hypothetically, had I had any guilt, it would explain why whenever I look into a mirror, my reflection looks at me judgmentally. Allegedly.

With Todd Howard, it just works. Couldn't agree more.

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Originally Posted by Ishe-P

With Todd Howard, it just works. Couldn't agree more.

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Just imagine...

16 times the detail!

Just paint the servers red. Red ones go faster.

I agree with number 1.

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

"Pathetic. You boasted of unrivaled polygons. You were entrusted with the ultimate model. The ultimate buttocks! And still you failed. So much for the glory of Square Enix.

The growing imbalance afflicting character butts must be redressed. If it is permitted to worsen, the very laws of eye candy-- both tasteful and aesthetic -- will be warped beyond all recognition.

Know you the root of this deflation? Prudes! Like a parasite, they must be burned out if our arses are to recover. And naught but the return of the one true Bubble Butt will ensure their complete excision. Yet to pave the way the rear's return, a chaotic confluence of untold proportions must needs be brought about. And that will necessitate the presence of the modders.

Needless to say, both you and your TOS-Shouting accomplices can not be suffered to interfere in this endeavor.

You will not leave this place a pancake. It's past time your posterior was inflated, White Knight."


Disclaimer: Hello moderators. I am in no way advocating for the use of mods, this is purely satirical. The use of mods is to be discouraged. Plus, keep in mind I'm quoting a character that (at the time at least) was evil and antagonistic, meaning he, his speech and actions are to be seen as morally wrong and thus not replicateable. Do not mod, nor cause the end of the world over modding.

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Huh what sorry I skipped the cutscene (cant help that though he opens his mouth and my eyes glaze over).... ah well fight was easy anyway just had to pull out my pin and pop Dat ass of his... seems like he was stuffing the area with balloons =P