What do players even do during ERP ?

If you are curious go spectacte in Balmung.. it's a freak show.
But it's been happening in MMO's since Ultima Online.

During Extreme Raid Parties you type funny strat names during the first few minutes such as:
Elmo Nado
Myta Nado
Far War
Updog
Ew Fourfold

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

inb4 collab with Bad Dragon

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Lmaoooo oh lawd

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I mean uh... what's Bad Dragon?

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Originally Posted by Zebraoracle

Lmaoooo oh lawd

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I mean uh... what's Bad Dragon?

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Nidhogg, obviously >,>
Or Bahamut.
...definitely Bahamut, he's larger.

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"She put peepee in vojeyjey"

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Fixed it.
/10characters

Finally my time to shine. Okay what you first do is

ACCOUNT BANNED

So I do have a story what it's like or why people do it. I've never done it before but I've been friends with people who have.

So this story takes place back when I was playing City of Heroes/Villians so this is about...15 years ago? Anyway one of the zones was a zone called Pocket D which was an interdimensional zone owned by a powerful DJ that opens up a no violence Nightclub where both Heroes and Villains can hang out and not actually murder each other. It was also apparently THE place to do ERP. At the time I had no idea what that was but I was soon to find out from a friend.

So I was a hero and she was a villain and we noticed that we would see each other often in the club so we started talking. After about a month of meeting up on occasion she asked if I ERPed and not knowing what that was I asked in which she told me. I told her I had a GF at the time so it wouldn't be something I'd be comfortable doing even if it was non physical. She told me that it was OK and then we just continued talking. That's when she told me she comes here often to ERP and I asked how long she has done it and what got her into it. She told me due to having AIDS she didn't have much a chance for real physical contact with people unless they were afflicted with the same thing. So I do think this was before internet dating was really a thing or it had just started to take off so there wasn't much a way for her to match with someone that would be safe for each other.

After that I asked her how it all worked and the short and SFW version of it is they just speak to each other in private and describe what they look like and what they are doing. Kinda like phone sex hotlines but it's all in text. They can either be their actual selves and using the avatars as a focal point or they can do everything in character.

At least that's my understanding of everything from what I was told.

the same thing you in every other content in the game.
you grind

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Originally Posted by Ashliet

If you are curious go spectacte in Balmung.. it's a freak show.
But it's been happening in MMO's since Ultima Online.

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I dig your characters last name. Fan of Vagrant Story?

They practice their daydreaming skills.

They go and hunt Shadowbringers/Endwalker hunt mobs for uh... currency of a particular kind.

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Originally Posted by hagare

the same thing you in every other content in the game.
you grind

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So disappointment and wondering how you could get that time back?

They tell each other secrets...

https://youtu.be/XEQDCWdXZJ4?t=4259

*Necromancy arts*

Has OP figured out what happens during ERP? Or do we still need to enlighten? Have any of the answers satisfied their curiosity, or do we need to dig deeper?

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

*Necromancy arts*

Has OP figured out what happens during ERP? Or do we still need to enlighten? Have any of the answers satisfied their curiosity, or do we need to dig deeper?

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WELL I FOR ONE CAN ALWAYS USE MORE THREADS TO READ WHILE AT WORK. WHY AM I YELLING? AH DAMN IT MY CAPS LOCK IS ON. MY BAD!

I was in a Prae run once before the rework, and two of the other players started ERPing during cutscenes.

I told them if that's really all the time it takes, they're really doing it wrong.

So that was how I got my first all seven comms run.

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

*Necromancy arts*

Has OP figured out what happens during ERP? Or do we still need to enlighten? Have any of the answers satisfied their curiosity, or do we need to dig deeper?

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Deeper is always good I've been told.

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Originally Posted by LaylaTsarra

Deeper is always good I've been told.

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3 inches. Take it or leave it.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

WELL I FOR ONE CAN ALWAYS USE MORE THREADS TO READ WHILE AT WORK. WHY AM I YELLING? AH DAMN IT MY CAPS LOCK IS ON. MY BAD!

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AAAAAAHHHHHHH YELLING LET'S YELL ABOUT ERP AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

SOMETHING SOMETHING LEWD ACTION SOMETHING SOMETHING

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Originally Posted by Renalt

3 inches. Take it or leave it.

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Lmao bro I love your ridiculous posts so much.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

3 inches. Take it or leave it.

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I'll take 'em like a boss. Can go up to 5.

:) We're bidding on things, right?

...right?

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

I'll take 'em like a boss. Can go up to 5.

:) We're bidding on things, right?

...right?

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I mean I GUESS I could get one of those extender thingies.

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Originally Posted by AngelCheese77

We’ll never know. Because such things are done privately between two people. But people also like to make radical stuff up on what they “could” be doing.

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You must not walk through Limsa that much then lmfao they do it in public

I put on my wizard robe and hat.

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Originally Posted by Talonk

You must not walk through Limsa that much then lmfao they do it in public

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The night my friend bought the Schoolgirl attire thing from the Mogstation, he went to Limsa and a rando shows up and asks him in a /tell "I'll give you 2m to touch you under the skirt".

He just noped right out of there.

Whatever Limsa's doing, they're not doing it right.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

I mean I GUESS I could get one of those extender thingies.

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It's ok, I'll take any shape and size!

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

The night my friend bought the Schoolgirl attire thing from the Mogstation, he went to Limsa and a rando shows up and asks him in a /tell "I'll give you 2m to touch you under the skirt".

He just noped right out of there.

Whatever Limsa's doing, they're not doing it right.



It's ok, I'll take any shape and size!

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I wish I had screenshot the first time I saw it. It was a bunch of lala /em groping cat lady LMFAO

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I can't even...

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It's situations like that where I lose just a little more faith in the human species than I usually do.

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That skirt has shorts underneath though. We might have shorter shorts, and definitely shorter skirts. :p As for those sort of tells, that is quite common. I typically end up sticking around the aetheryte anymore, due to traveling DCs dumping me there (for queues). I get licked quite a bit, apparently. (New Gridania)

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Originally Posted by SturmChurro

That skirt has shorts underneath though. We might have shorter shorts, and definitely shorter skirts. :p As for those sort of tells, that is quite common. I typically end up sticking around the aetheryte anymore, due to traveling DCs dumping me there (for queues). I get licked quite a bit, apparently. (New Gridania)

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But the best way to pick friends is to lick everyone and keep the ones that taste good. That way if you ever are in need of an emergency food supply you don't have to worry about it tasting like a 35year old canned military ration... >.>

They become very proficient at one-handed typing.

I'm not in that scene but I imagine it goes pretty hard now that people who mod their characters can allow others to see their modifications, and some of those mods change benign emote animations into synced 2-person sex animations. You hear about a lot of things on this server, even if you're not into it yourself. I bet before all this tech came out, they just sat really close with their clothes off exchanging wild paragraphs of raunchy sex-talk, but now they probably animate themselves railing each other while still exchanging wild paragraphs of raunchy sex-talk.

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Originally Posted by Avoidy

I'm not in that scene but I imagine it goes pretty hard now that people who mod their characters can allow others to see their modifications, and some of those mods change benign emote animations into synced 2-person sex animations. You hear about a lot of things on this server, even if you're not into it yourself. I bet before all this tech came out, they just sat really close with their clothes off exchanging wild paragraphs of raunchy sex-talk, but now they probably animate themselves railing each other while still exchanging wild paragraphs of raunchy sex-talk.

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You know awfully a lot for not being in the scene

Basically text roleplay involving adult/intim scenarios. Participants using text to describe what their characters do and in return read what the other participant's character(s) are doing. Same as with normal ingame roleplay, just with more adult themes and scenarios.

They lose their virginity through text :3

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Originally Posted by CidHeiral

https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net...F262%2F147.jpg

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Alternatively.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...215634/147.png

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

They lose their virginity through text :3

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I had a one nite stand and haven't seen her since. I'll never do it again. :(

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Originally Posted by Renalt

So THAT'S what (Mare lamentorum) on their plates mean. Huh. Ok. It all makes sense now.

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...they really walk around with those on their search info now!?

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

...they really walk around with those on their search info now!?

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Yeah I thought it meant they like to hang there or something. I wanna say 1 in 4 plates say that.

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Originally Posted by Greyhawk

I think we need some Bloodninja ERP. His style of roleplay is amazing.

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Oh my Damn! This was hilarious! We need more of this!

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Originally Posted by sagacious

I had a one nite stand and haven't seen her since. I'll never do it again. :(

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No manners Im telling you, it’s always nut and bye it seems

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No manners Im telling you, it’s always nut and bye it seems

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A sad case of hitting and running.