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10-13-2022, 06:22 PM
VelKallor

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MorDhonald's.

"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
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*runs like hell*
10-13-2022, 06:41 PM
Missforester

ok that is just it now i need to make lunch :D hungry
10-14-2022, 07:18 AM
ronibosch

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Originally Posted by Soge01

Nah, man. We're cannibal friendly here. :3

Oh.
Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. -puts your hand in between two slices of bread-
10-14-2022, 07:28 AM
Vahlnir

This thread has it all. 10/10, best thread on the forums right now.
10-14-2022, 07:50 AM
SentioftheHoukai

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Originally Posted by Atelier-Bagur

I wish aveyond would just take the burger bait already :c

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Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

Aveyond's living rent free up in your head isn't he?

You mean you haven't heard? Atelier has Aveyond dreams~

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Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

Ill buy you a Dream Catcher

I'd ask if you were absolutely sure if you actually WANTED to catch Aveyond, but hells this forum has already proven they can't get enough of him. ;3
10-14-2022, 07:52 AM
AwesomeJr44

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Originally Posted by SentioftheHoukai

I'd ask if you were absolutely sure if you actually WANTED to catch Aveyond, but hells this forum has already proven they can't get enough of him. ;3

The people of the forums are addicted to his presence. They hate him, but they need him.
10-14-2022, 07:53 AM
SentioftheHoukai

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Originally Posted by Vahlnir

Man, I'd be eating that burger for at least 4-5 days. I want one.

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Might I taketh thine order, fair Roxanne?"

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Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

The people of the forums are addicted to his presence. They hate him, but they need him.

Remember kids and catgirls, burgers are good but drugs are bad. Don't do drugs kids, instead do Ave---- Never mind, think I'll stop here.
10-14-2022, 07:56 AM
ronibosch

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentioftheHoukai

You mean you haven't heard? Atelier has Aveyond dreams~

Atelier x Aveyond fanfic when?
10-14-2022, 07:57 AM
AwesomeJr44

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Originally Posted by ronibosch

Atelier x Aveyond fanfic when?

It's already being written. Every thread is a new chapter.
10-14-2022, 08:05 AM
Midareyukki

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Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

Our Signature Burgers, the BigDhona & the MorMac

Zero: "This reminds me of when Troia opened PizzaHut before the darkness took over. All the slimes you fight? Yeah, they're the managers. Oh and the gremlins are those who put pineapple on the pizza."

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronibosch

Atelier x Aveyond fanfic when?

I'd ask who's on top, but... do I want to know?
10-14-2022, 08:19 AM
Deveryn

How has he not shown up yet? Did he actually take time off too? I succeeded where others have failed. ;) :D
10-14-2022, 08:31 AM
SentioftheHoukai

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Originally Posted by Deveryn

How has he not shown up yet? Did he actually take time off too? I succeeded where others have failed. ;) :D

Actively looking, are we?

Have not a fear, young one. He shall deign to show his glorious persona when you are deemed worthy.

Today is not such a day, so do I hereby declare.
10-14-2022, 08:40 AM
AwesomeJr44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deveryn

How has he not shown up yet? Did he actually take time off too? I succeeded where others have failed. ;) :D

Because the recent attempts at baiting him are not worth his time.
10-14-2022, 08:42 AM
Midareyukki

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

Because the recent attempts at baiting him are not worth his time.

Indeed... to all of you: you have posted this far, and still you understand nothing?

You cannot bait the Aveyond. You must let the Aveyond come to you. Allow him the first post. Only then shall he manifest his interest. The clear shitepost threads of others do not interest him, only in the face of an opportunity for discussion shall he enter the forums. No more, and no less.
10-14-2022, 08:44 AM
Vahlnir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midareyukki

Indeed... to all of you: you have posted this far, and still you understand nothing?

You cannot bait the Aveyond. You must let the Aveyond come to you. Allow him the first post. Only then shall he manifest his interest. The clear shitepost threads of others do not interest him, only in the face of an opportunity for discussion shall he enter the forums. No more, and no less.

What if we gathered a bunch of crystals together and prayed really, really hard?
10-14-2022, 08:46 AM
Midareyukki

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Originally Posted by Vahlnir

What if we gathered a bunch of crystals together and prayed really, really hard?

Are we truly so desperate that we would summon a Primal of him instead?
10-14-2022, 08:47 AM
Vahlnir

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

Are we truly so desperate that we would summon a Primal of him instead?

Why not? I'm bored. :p
10-14-2022, 09:01 AM
SentioftheHoukai

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Originally Posted by Vahlnir

What if we gathered a bunch of crystals together and prayed really, really hard?

My pet theory? The crystals would just implode, transforming Eitherys into a black hole from which no love could escape~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midareyukki

Are we truly so desperate that we would summon a Primal of him instead?

A much more astute question would be, are you truly asking such a question?

Surely, the answer is obvious no?
10-14-2022, 09:04 AM
Midareyukki

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Originally Posted by SentioftheHoukai

A much more astute question would be, are you truly asking such a question?

Surely, the answer is obvious no?

Ah but you neglect the post right after:

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Originally Posted by Vahlnir

Why not? I'm bored. :p

Boredom is the mind-killer. It is the little death that brings total obliteration.
10-14-2022, 09:05 AM
Vahlnir

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

Ah but you neglect the post right after:

Boredom is the mind-killer. It is the little death that brings total obliteration.

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10-14-2022, 09:18 AM
TheMightyMollusk

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Originally Posted by ronibosch

Oh.
Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. -puts your hand in between two slices of bread-

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10-14-2022, 09:22 AM
BaconBits

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Originally Posted by SentioftheHoukai

Hahahaha, oooooh my!

What HAS the world come to, I wonder. That someone disagreeing with another on a public forum board is grounds to wish doxxing upon them. Ouch, that hurts.

Almost as bad as an attempt to SWAT someone, call me Keffals. Truly a deplorable state of affairs, it is.

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10-14-2022, 09:25 AM
Kacho_Nacho

This thread needs a good burger recipe!

Kacho's Favorite Butter Burgers

Ingredients:

Compound Butter:

1 pound (4 sticks) unsalted butter, softened

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh basil

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh parsley

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh tarragon

A pinch cayenne pepper

2 large cloves garlic, minced

Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Roasted Garlic Aioli:

1 cup mayonnaise

1 tablespoon fresh lime juice

1 teaspoon paprika

1/4 teaspoon cayenne

1/4 teaspoon ground cumin

11 small cloves garlic, roasted and chopped

Burgers:

2 pounds fresh ground beef

4 slices American cheese

4 large burger buns

Directions:

For the compound butter: Stir together the butter, basil, parsley, tarragon, cayenne and garlic; season with salt and pepper. Spoon the mixture onto a piece of plastic wrap in a 6-inch-long mound. Fold the plastic wrap over the mixture to enclose it, and roll it to form a log about 2 1/2 inches in diameter. Chill until firm, about 2 hours.

For the roasted garlic aioli: Blend the mayonnaise, lime juice, paprika, cayenne, cumin and garlic in a food processor until smooth.

For the burgers: Preheat the oven to broil.

Form the ground beef into 4 patties. Stuff a slice of the compound butter inside each and broil the burgers to the desired doneness. Add another slice of the butter to the top of each burger, followed by a slice of cheese. Broil briefly, just until the cheese melts.

Serve on buns with a small mound of the aioli on top of the cheese.
10-14-2022, 09:29 AM
Deveryn

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentioftheHoukai

Hahahaha, oooooh my!

What HAS the world come to, I wonder. That someone disagreeing with another on a public forum board is grounds to wish doxxing upon them. Ouch, that hurts.

Almost as bad as an attempt to SWAT someone, call me Keffals. Truly a deplorable state of affairs, it is.

I have no ill will, but frankly the world would be a better place without a lot of mouth breathers taking up space. They get boring after a while and he was no exception. He clearly needed help. Maybe he finally got it. Either way, I don't care. :D I'm here for the burger.
10-14-2022, 09:38 AM
AwesomeJr44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deveryn

I have no ill will, but frankly the world would be a better place without a lot of mouth breathers taking up space.

I agree. It's a shame you're taking up space.
10-14-2022, 09:40 AM
TheMightyMollusk

Will you two get a room already?
10-14-2022, 09:45 AM
Zanarkand-Ronso

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentioftheHoukai

I'd ask if you were absolutely sure if you actually WANTED to catch Aveyond, but hells this forum has already proven they can't get enough of him. ;3

You know how Dream Catchers Work right? XD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midareyukki

I'd ask who's on top, but... do I want to know?

Well...you already asked so... :3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midareyukki

Indeed... to all of you: you have posted this far, and still you understand nothing?

Just in case You dont understand...I just think this thread is Fun.
We need fun threads.

Purely coincidental that its a thread about Hamburgers, a topic only 1 person really hated.
10-14-2022, 09:47 AM
Zanarkand-Ronso

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kacho_Nacho

This thread needs a good burger recipe!

Kacho's Favorite Butter Burgers

Ingredients:

Compound Butter:

1 pound (4 sticks) unsalted butter, softened

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh basil

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh parsley

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh tarragon

A pinch cayenne pepper

2 large cloves garlic, minced

Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Roasted Garlic Aioli:

1 cup mayonnaise

1 tablespoon fresh lime juice

1 teaspoon paprika

1/4 teaspoon cayenne

1/4 teaspoon ground cumin

11 small cloves garlic, roasted and chopped

Burgers:

2 pounds fresh ground beef

4 slices American cheese

4 large burger buns

Directions:

For the compound butter: Stir together the butter, basil, parsley, tarragon, cayenne and garlic; season with salt and pepper. Spoon the mixture onto a piece of plastic wrap in a 6-inch-long mound. Fold the plastic wrap over the mixture to enclose it, and roll it to form a log about 2 1/2 inches in diameter. Chill until firm, about 2 hours.

For the roasted garlic aioli: Blend the mayonnaise, lime juice, paprika, cayenne, cumin and garlic in a food processor until smooth.

For the burgers: Preheat the oven to broil.

Form the ground beef into 4 patties. Stuff a slice of the compound butter inside each and broil the burgers to the desired doneness. Add another slice of the butter to the top of each burger, followed by a slice of cheese. Broil briefly, just until the cheese melts.

Serve on buns with a small mound of the aioli on top of the cheese.

Lali-Ho my good Sir!
This Thread needs some good Old Dwarven Eats.
10-14-2022, 09:55 AM
Midareyukki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

Just in case You dont understand...I just think this thread is Fun.
We need fun threads.

Joke: *whoosh!*
10-14-2022, 10:01 AM
Zanarkand-Ronso

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midareyukki

Joke: *whoosh!*

https://www.elevana.com/images/blogs/Shrug.jpg
There was a Joke? WELP, I missed it.
10-14-2022, 10:49 AM
MagicPeanut

I feel majorly out of the loop right now. >.>

I guess I'll just say that I'd gargle G'raha's sausage any day, regardless if it was stuck between some sesame buns or not and leave it at that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴
10-14-2022, 11:02 AM
EgilTheStressedMage

Some of y'all need your modems melted into slag.
10-14-2022, 11:04 AM
BaconBits

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicPeanut

I feel majorly out of the loop right now. >.>

I guess I'll just say that I'd gargle G'raha's sausage any day, regardless if it was stuck between some sesame buns or not and leave it at that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴

Least thirsty FFXIV player.

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10-14-2022, 02:29 PM
AwesomeJr44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

https://www.elevana.com/images/blogs/Shrug.jpg
There was a Joke? WELP, I missed it.

You do tend to miss a lot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
10-14-2022, 02:43 PM
Missforester

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kacho_Nacho

This thread needs a good burger recipe!

Kacho's Favorite Butter Burgers

Ingredients:

Compound Butter:

1 pound (4 sticks) unsalted butter, softened

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh basil

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh parsley

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh tarragon

A pinch cayenne pepper

2 large cloves garlic, minced

Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Roasted Garlic Aioli:

1 cup mayonnaise

1 tablespoon fresh lime juice

1 teaspoon paprika

1/4 teaspoon cayenne

1/4 teaspoon ground cumin

11 small cloves garlic, roasted and chopped

Burgers:

2 pounds fresh ground beef

4 slices American cheese

4 large burger buns

Directions:

For the compound butter: Stir together the butter, basil, parsley, tarragon, cayenne and garlic; season with salt and pepper. Spoon the mixture onto a piece of plastic wrap in a 6-inch-long mound. Fold the plastic wrap over the mixture to enclose it, and roll it to form a log about 2 1/2 inches in diameter. Chill until firm, about 2 hours.

For the roasted garlic aioli: Blend the mayonnaise, lime juice, paprika, cayenne, cumin and garlic in a food processor until smooth.

For the burgers: Preheat the oven to broil.

Form the ground beef into 4 patties. Stuff a slice of the compound butter inside each and broil the burgers to the desired doneness. Add another slice of the butter to the top of each burger, followed by a slice of cheese. Broil briefly, just until the cheese melts.

Serve on buns with a small mound of the aioli on top of the cheese.

Thank you dear sir i will put this recipe into my collection to be honest it sounds delicious!
10-14-2022, 04:33 PM
Zanarkand-Ronso

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

You do tend to miss a lot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

To be fair, I dont visit EVERY thread or conversation. So obviously Ill miss a few things
10-14-2022, 04:55 PM
Knot_D

Forget the burger, we're gonna get his emote when he first time meets Estinien!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fe8CiGQUUAE2Wa0.jpg

https://img.finalfantasyxiv.com/lds/...3xc0INF3h4.jpg
10-14-2022, 06:29 PM
Zanarkand-Ronso

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knot_D

Forget the burger, we're gonna get his emote when he first time meets Estinien!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fe8CiGQUUAE2Wa0.jpg

https://img.finalfantasyxiv.com/lds/...3xc0INF3h4.jpg

The Hype is real.
Can't Wait to Fanboy every Hunk in Limsa
10-14-2022, 07:03 PM
Shibi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knot_D

https://img.finalfantasyxiv.com/lds/...3xc0INF3h4.jpg

My credit card is already melting in antici pation.
10-14-2022, 07:16 PM
SaberMaxwell

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midareyukki

Are we truly so desperate that we would summon a Primal of him instead?

Bro what if someone summoned a primal of you and you met the primal-you?

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