I can read between the lines, Theodric. If you say you would
then you are clearly utilizing irony in the statement "not ever dare" since the implication is that you would dare do that. That also means your first post is ironic, because despite being presented as serious, you have already admitted you actually disagree with your own suggestion and only did so to prove some kind of point.
Only you don't get to play the "it's just a prank bro" card when there was no indication of you doing such a thing from the first. You're not some kind of lab assistant doing research and playing a psychological trick on us, and you don't get to imply how obviously against your own suggestion you are.
Either give any kind of hint from the start or don't complain when people take your face-value post at face-value. Text is already hard enough to interpret as is and you don't get to be a dick about how people misinterpret your own poor communication.
