Lala cooking has to end

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10-16-2016, 06:36 PM
Celef

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Originally Posted by RubyCirha

Pretty sure your story just described the opening to avatar the last airbender

There is Lala in avatar the last airbender ? oO
10-16-2016, 09:44 PM
Caitlyn

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Originally Posted by Miitan

...Lala's aren't for eating! *stomps foot angrily*

Yes! >: (

Stop eating my lalafells! There are not meant to be eaten. There are meant to be my blood sacrificccccccccce! I will haunt every one of you, who ate my lalafellssssssssssssss.

http://img5.fotos-hochladen.net/uplo...b94ykfgeci.jpg

I m just kidding. Maybe or not?... >; )
10-16-2016, 10:54 PM
MicahZerrshia

Lala are high in cholesterol and have nearly no nutritional value so I stopped eating them, no need to put that kind of junk food in my body. However if you mulch them, after you sacrifice them to rngesus of course, with a few sylph they make great fertilizer. My lawn has never been so green!
10-16-2016, 11:59 PM
SokiYagami

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Originally Posted by MihaelB

Once upon a time, my brethren and I frolicked upon the vegetable gardens of Laladome.

Potato, sweet-potato, cabbage. My big potato Roegadynn used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the potatoes kept balance between the potato, sweet-potato and cabbage. But that all changed when the non-vegetables boys attacked. A hundred years have passed and the non-vegetables is nearing the victory in the War.
Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Potato Kingdom to help fight against the non-vegetables, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe.
We were looking after our chocobos until a big nasty Hyur plucked my brother from the fields and frolicked while they boiled him in a pot :'(

But I haven't lost hope, I still believe that somehow, the Ava-Tato will return to save the world.

https://i.imgflip.com/16vpdh.jpg

Official Lala Stew Vendor on Tonberry server
10-17-2016, 12:03 AM
Qojon

Savages...
10-17-2016, 12:03 AM
Mature

I I I don't even :O I don't understand
10-17-2016, 01:36 PM
MihaelB

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Originally Posted by SokiYagami

https://i.imgflip.com/16vpdh.jpg

Official Lala Stew Vendor on Tonberry server

http://puu.sh/rLHo5/0dee7cf55e.jpg
10-17-2016, 09:38 PM
Aivi_lo

Love this thread.... Any recipes or cooking methods incoming?
10-17-2016, 09:53 PM
Alistaire

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Originally Posted by MihaelB

Lala cooking has to end

And what? Eat them raw?!?

We're not savages.
10-18-2016, 02:00 PM
SokiYagami

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Originally Posted by Aivi_lo

Love this thread.... Any recipes or cooking methods incoming?

Business confidential information.
10-18-2016, 05:41 PM
MihaelB

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Originally Posted by Alistaire

And what? Eat them raw?!?

We're not savages.

http://puu.sh/rLZZE/726de7fcea.jpg
10-18-2016, 05:58 PM
Pinkie_Pie

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Originally Posted by Alistaire

And what? Eat them raw?!?

We're not savages.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/25b3ee721...tf5did_400.png
10-18-2016, 08:36 PM
SenorPatty

Can't start the day without lala flakes. They're part of a complete breakfast!
10-18-2016, 09:06 PM
Shirai

This thread... is full of information.
Cook them, roast them dare I say broiled?
Fricasseed or seared, jerky or boiled.

Yum~
10-18-2016, 11:18 PM
LineageRazor

Of course Lala cooking has to end! Otherwise they become overdone, or even burnt!

There's a proper cooking time for any dish.
10-19-2016, 10:13 AM
Pompoen

Save a Lala, eat a Peiste
10-19-2016, 10:25 AM
Dragon_Sanders

Then comes the eighth Umbral Era: Starvation.
10-19-2016, 10:35 AM
Dreamsoap

Our new food themed FC came with a complimentary Lala. The next day I log on, he's gone. The bastards didn't even share.
10-19-2016, 11:51 AM
Aryalandi

What is all of this about not eating lalas raw? Ayame eats them raw at times Lala sashimi is amazing, mind you lalafells are adorable~ when they aren't causing me emotional and psychological trauma, i can't even watch people drink things out of cups anymore without the world entering a state of dramatic slow-motion.

There are just so many ways to cook lalas, and the best part? No bones, just grab them kabob them, stick them in a pot, or in the oven~ they are also quite good sliced and added to ramen or served as sashimi for those doman guests you invited to dinner~ good on you for making them feel at home.

Lala ears also have medicinal properties you know, dry them and grind them up~ add them to water and you have a powerful fruity source of vitamin c that can also give your skin a healthy glow.

Personally Ayame recommends grilled lala steaks, cook carefully for seven minutes on each side or until the meat is evenly cooked~ but make sure there is still plenty of pink in the middle~ and coat the meat generously with a delightful concoction made by mixing ifrits inferno hotsauce, your favorite honey bbq sauce, gold saucers famous steak sauce, black pepper, and mor dhona chicken seasoning (trust Ayame on this one~) and prepare for the most delicious meal you have ever had~
10-19-2016, 12:01 PM
Auteur

Sorry on a carb diet, can't load up on the potatoes.
10-19-2016, 03:29 PM
Shirai

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Originally Posted by Aryalandi

Lala ears also have medicinal properties you know, dry them and grind them up~ add them to water and you have a powerful fruity source of vitamin c that can also give your skin a healthy glow.

You know, there's never been scientific evidence to back this claim.
They're great to make broth with, though.
10-19-2016, 04:35 PM
Kahnom

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Originally Posted by Shirai

You know, there's never been scientific evidence to back this claim.
They're great to make broth with, though.

You know,Cat's Ears and Tail are delicious too.
10-19-2016, 04:36 PM
Sprinks

Lalas are FRIENDS, not food!
10-19-2016, 04:51 PM
Shirai

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Originally Posted by Kahnom

You know,Cat's Ears and Tail are delicious too.

Yes, I know, we are delicious! But so are you!
10-19-2016, 05:13 PM
Nandalowell

Can't we just all agree every race is equally edible? My favorite delicacy being Elezen men~
10-19-2016, 08:26 PM
SokiYagami

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Originally Posted by Sprinks

Lalas are FRIENDS, not food!

There is no rule that says you can't be friends with your food.

Now my cute little friend, may I interest you in a free spa session in my Lala pot? ;)
10-19-2016, 08:41 PM
SenorPatty

Where is FF14's equivalent of Chef Ramsey when you need him to judge those potato based meals?
10-19-2016, 08:53 PM
SokiYagami

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Originally Posted by SenorPatty

Where is FF14's equivalent of Chef Ramsey when you need him to judge those potato based meals?

Hell's Kitchen confirmed new dungeon. Chef Ramsey will be the boss of the dungeon.
10-19-2016, 09:08 PM
Celef

Can't believe this thread is 7 pages long xD
10-19-2016, 09:22 PM
Kahnom

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Originally Posted by Nandalowell

Can't we just all agree every race is equally edible? My favorite delicacy being Elezen men~

You can eat anything but Roe.they are top of food chain.
10-19-2016, 09:24 PM
Kahnom

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Originally Posted by Shirai

Yes, I know, we are delicious! But so are you!

You're right.Our Horns and scales are being used for some medicine.
10-19-2016, 10:44 PM
Zigabar

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Originally Posted by Kahnom

You can eat anything but Roe.they are top of food chain.

I beg to differ. Roe legs are quite delectable.
10-19-2016, 10:46 PM
NekoNova

Savages....all of you...
10-19-2016, 11:43 PM
Kosmos992k

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Originally Posted by Shirai

Yes, I know, we are delicious! But so are you!

The pointy ends of their horns make ideal tooth picks.
10-19-2016, 11:45 PM
Kosmos992k

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Originally Posted by AlexanderThorolund

What the hell is this. Lock this spam.

LOL! a humorless post from a humorless avatar...

Lighten up, it's just a fun/joke topic. They happen from time to time you know.
10-20-2016, 01:25 AM
Celef

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Originally Posted by Kosmos992k

LOL! a humorless post from a humorless avatar...

Lighten up, it's just a fun/joke topic. They happen from time to time you know.

And we need them more than all the "i'm disapointed in *insert your disapointment*"
10-20-2016, 09:28 AM
MihaelB

My friend has sent me word of a potato bender appearing :o

http://i.imgur.com/m1tGD3p.jpg
10-20-2016, 10:14 AM
Gumbercules

If the gods didn't want em getting eaten....they wouldn't be so delicious.
10-20-2016, 10:32 AM
lulunami

Everyone loves Lalas! :o
10-20-2016, 11:45 AM
Bloody

You know, that chilled popoto soup has been selling really well lately.....

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