Clever/funny resurrection macros

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Originally Posted by Naliee

/p Have a safe journey. & UYBHSATT! <3

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I follow Hiveleader´s healer guide to the heart :D *if thats is where you got that from XD*

Also i Dont have a funny one but.... I will try to think of one :D

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Originally Posted by Silkerin

I follow Hiveleader´s healer guide to the heart :D *if thats is where you got that from XD*

Also i Dont have a funny one but.... I will try to think of one :D

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Hiveleader is GOD :D Love his guide to healing

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Originally Posted by Garlyle

XI didn't exactly have a large chat display window or resolution. (Also I personally love seeing people's variants on Raise and Provoke macros)

Also if you dislike unnecessary info in macros we really don't need to know what your MP or HP are on cast unless you're calling for a mana song.

Also, an FC buddy who does Summoner uses this macro:
"{Ressurection} on <t>! Welp, there goes my DPS."

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And that is exactly why it's in there. Why have TWO different raise macros; one for when I need ballad one for when I don't? No, just have one simple one that states it in ONE line that way the BRD can see what I need without me having to take my keys off of my spells to type out "Hey, ballad pls"

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Originally Posted by Nova_Rox

And that is exactly why it's in there. Why have TWO different raise macros; one for when I need ballad one for when I don't? No, just have one simple one that states it in ONE line that way the BRD can see what I need without me having to take my keys off of my spells to type out "Hey, ballad pls"

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So do you use your Raise macro to call for Manasong if you're not raising? (It still doesn't explain the HP being present either)

I'm kind of genuinely curious here because if a Bard isn't looking at your MP to begin with I doubt throwing two strings of numbers into party chat is actually going to get their attention.

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Originally Posted by Garlyle

So do you use your Raise macro to call for Manasong if you're not raising? (It still doesn't explain the HP being present either)

I'm kind of genuinely curious here because if a Bard isn't looking at your MP to begin with I doubt throwing two strings of numbers into party chat is actually going to get their attention.

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Now you're just nitpicking :)

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Originally Posted by Nova_Rox

Now you're just nitpicking :)

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yeah probably lol

These are some great and hilarious macros everyone! Keep em it up!

The one guy in my fc has one that goes something like:

/p I can prove <t> is casual! /ac "Raise" <t>

I honestly don't think most of the raise macro are funny.

First of all, as someone mentioned, commonly used action shouldn't put a macro especially these who spam the button without the <wait.1>. It gets extra annoying with the <se.X>. In the end of event, you just leave the evidence so many lines of people died... Also, why do you need to tell the other people you are raising someone?

I always think if someone die, it is my fault 'cus I didn't keep their HP up. Even if they are the fool who can't dodge, you think if they can't notice the shinny weird-looking indicator on the ground, they will notice you are so busy to keep the pt alive or they are the fool? Of course they will blame you "never" cure them. So, it almost will result to be a jerk healer with these "wake up" "stop being lazy" macro...
I never give commendation to these use these macro users either

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Originally Posted by Ramen

Also, why do you need to tell the other people you are raising someone?

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If you're in a full party with two healers (and maybe a Summoner), it's helpful to say that you're raising them so that no one else has to worry about it and waste their Swiftcast.

The one I use currently


/p Then Jesus said to <t>, “Get up! Pick up your mat and walk." <se.3>

The one I'm going to use from now :

/p Move <t>, get out the way, get out the way <t> get out the way

I use an Altered Beast reference, cuz that games amazing.

"I command you, <t>! Rise from your grave and save this group!"

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Originally Posted by Ramen

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I macro my raise with a msg to inform the other healer who is being raised. That way less mp is wasted. Raising someone takes like 800 mp per cast. If both of us are casting ress on the same target, that's a HUGE chunk of MP that gets wasted. :/

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Originally Posted by Santherelle

I'm thinking

/p reviving
/say "Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form into... Mum-Ra the Ever Living!"
/laugh

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I read this in Mum-ra's voice..

Oh god I'm old.. :(

I used "Ahh <t>, I see you'v gone the way of the dragoon." on my old character, to quite a few laughs.

I like death macros tbf, it lightens the mood when someone drops.

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Originally Posted by Nova_Rox

I REALLY dislike unnecessary sayings in macros. Fights get hectic enough without them...

I find it so odd that it's a lot more acceptable here but in FFXI it was completely frowned upon to add fluff to your macros.

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That's odd because my FFXI server seemed to embrace the fluff macros, abillities were so few and far between it never seemed like it was being spammed.

My macro has been stated multiple times lol that it pumps up a group

''Rise <t>, this battle has just begun"

<t>, You have died, but it is not the end.

"The rune of the battle-slain is ENGRAVED UPON YOUR SOUL!"

-- a PSX-era Enix reference.

My obligatory yu-gi-oh reference:

"I'll use this card to bring <t> back on to the field...Monster Reborn!"

Should make more sense once astrologians are in.

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Originally Posted by Mahri

"The rune of the battle-slain is ENGRAVED UPON YOUR SOUL!"

-- a PSX-era Enix reference.

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"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you stay down, run around and desert you" <Ressurection> on <T>

Seen one in FFXI long time ago, person began raising me and it said.

Don't worry i'll have you back into action in no time........ Sike!!

They kneeled and warped lol

I went classic (and I don't use this one in dungeons or raids, only when being dramatic, or providing volunteer overwatch on Steropes thumpees)

/em thunders in a clearest, purest voice "EGO SUM RESURRECTIO ET VITA! Arise and FIGHT, <t>!"

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Originally Posted by TheMax1087

My obligatory yu-gi-oh reference:

"I'll use this card to bring <t> back on to the field...Monster Reborn!"

Should make more sense once astrologians are in.

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You've gotta use that one for the astrologian job when it comes out. That would be funny

I always liked "It's Just a Flesh wound!"

I opted for a Fire Emblem Awakening one for my macro.
"Hey <t>! There are better places to take a nap than on the ground you know!
Although looking at this thread, I might make a few extras, some of these are pretty damn funny.

Generally I avoid the fluff macro's, but rez's are the exception since you can get creative with em.

**Off topic**

Going back to funny FFXI moments. Had LFP up and got invited by a BLM. He welcomes me and waves. Then emotes goodbye as I see Warp II go off...."take care and see you again :-D" says...

I laughed a bit...

/p <t> ; you lost your right to pick up loot REVIVE

or if we're at the last 5% /p nope nope nope nope nope <t> just nope

One that I came across was "wake up (insert name)! we still have sh*t to kill!" lol

and "GET TO THA CHOPPA!" this one isn't rez macro but I thought it was funny. Used when we had to stack up somewhere to avoid aoe damage like in Syrcus tower.

/p <t> what do we say to Death? Not today !

If he dies again shortly after

/p ...well seems like Tomorrow comes today.

The best one I've seen was something like:
<se.1> WWW.GETRAISED.COM GUARANTEED RAISE PAY LESS TO GET MORE ALL TRANSACTIONS SAFE AND SECURE 3x4yzlt

I always enjoy rezzing people who spam condescending rez macros.

If I ever see a "Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi" macro.. instant commendation.

I ran into a Scholar once while running ST, who had a few amusing marcos, but the raising one was this:

/p (swiftcast) + (resurrection) You've come to the right doctor, <t>. I'm writing you a prescription for 10mg of stop taking damage.

I enjoy running into this one character in Exodus, especially in the event of an S rank or Odin.

It went something like, I'M GONNA RESURRECT/RAISE THE S*&^ OUT OF YOU!

Hearing that multiple times makes it even more grand.

"CPR incoming on <t>. And yea... That is my tongue in your mouth"

/p "Sorry <t> it's Ressurection, not a Regeneration, you don't get to be Capaldi today."

/p Lightning returns, and so can you! Casting raise on <t>

i was thinking to make a macro inspired by RuPaul
somethig like
/p This Queen stands before me.
/p Lady <t>, this is your last chance to impress me, and save yourself, FROM ELIMINATION.
/p good luck! and DON'T FUCK IT UP!

"Trust me, I'm a Doc... I mean, scholar! (Raising <t>!)