Yo choco SO fat..

Your choco so fat, when it sits around Mor Dhona, it sits AROUND Mor Dhona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgw...ature=youtu.be
nuffsaid

Yo choco so fat, ze shoopuf rides him!

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Originally Posted by Xeonerable_Mizu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgw...ature=youtu.be
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That is awesome.

Also on topic.

Yo Choco's so fat that Lalafell run, in the fear of being mistaken for food.

Yo choco so fat, he can store all of your, and your four retainers' items, and STILL have room for more!

Yo choco so fat that someone mistook it for yo momma

Yo choco so fat, when you ride it, this song plays as the background music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

It doesn't but it should be this song.... SE, come on nao!

Yo choco so fat it has its own Mothercrystal.

Yo Chocobo is so fat that it took 100xs the regular gil for it to teleport somewhere.

Yo Choco so fat, it's impossible to LOS him anywhere on the map XD

Yo Choco so fat, bahamut is afraid his next prison will be in yo choco's stomach

Yo Choco is so fat, it has a warning sticker saying "caution, wide turns"

Your choco is so fat, I had to Vote Abandon to dismount it.

Yo chocobo s so fat, greenpeace is pulling him back in the ocean if it lays on the beach.

Yo cghocobo is so fat if he steps out the door it an eclipse.

Your choco is so fat, i had to teleport to Camp Dragonhead to mount it in Mor Dhona.

your choco is so fat it has its own zone line...

Yo choco so fat, it counts as an extra rock at Garuda HM/EX

Yo choco so fat you can't even zoom out.

Your Choco so fat, it jumped in the air and got stuck!

Your choco so fat, a Lalla walked around it, and got lost!

Yo choco's so fat, the third coil of bahamut is inside it.

Yo choco so fat, when you get a /tell alert people think you are reversing.

Your choco is so fat, Ultima weapon summoned it and got stuck.

hey yo Your Chocobo is so fat that his sub job is your momma and his 2 hour is "heart attack"

Yo choco's so fat that it's a viable defense against Meteor!

Yo choco so fat when it fell of the ropes in rev toll all worlds crashed

Your Choco's so fat it'll take all Seven Hells to cook it.

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Originally Posted by Arkghyom

WoW is that way ----->

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What does WoW have to do with a fat Chocobo?

Yo Chocobo soooo Fat, everyone in the world thinks its an American!

hey your chocobo is so fat even he uses the duty finder!

yo chocobo is so fat sometimes he glamors a hamburger.

"Yo choco so fat, his waist size is "Dalamud"

"Yo choco so round, that when a mage calls meteor - he answers"

"Your choco so big, that Hydalyn orbits HIM"

Your choco is so fat, I killed it and got 99 Gysahl Greens.

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Originally Posted by DubstepNinja

Yo choco so fat, ze shoopuf rides him!

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This one is my favourite. XDDD

Yo choco so fat, he soloed every FF11 boss.

Hope someone didn't say this already:

Yo choco so fat, it takes Error 180,000 to log him out

Also, too fat to upload screenshot

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lwVcuxDrCD...iM/s1600/1.png

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Originally Posted by FritoBandito

Also, too fat to upload screenshot

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Yo choco so fat it can't fit on a FAT32 format drive.

EDIT: Just tried to put it on an NTFS, but the file is still too large. Yo choco so fat they need to make a new drive format to fit it.

Yo choco so fat lalafells jog around him for excerise

Yo choco so fat, he uses Levi barding as a shinguard.

Yo choco so fat he wears neck deorderant

Your choco is so fat he has been selected s the official MEAL of all of Eorza!