Originally Posted by
Argurios
Arkghyom: [about FFXIV] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance.
[opens troll guidebook]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What you gonna go with? FC Housing, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. No end game.
Arkghyom: No, she gets the special ... It's called Jump the Shark by Myanus. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real feces, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Arkghyom: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a bad way.
Arkghyom: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Arkghyom, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure BS.
Arkghyom: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. [cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Arkghyom: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.