Personal Ads :Eternal Bonding

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Originally Posted by Iskander

The ad needs more flare, more umph. You got to make the ladies want to go up to that altar with you. A real Ad:

"Ladies! You looking for a real mate?! Someone that will cherish you forever? Someone that will steamroll everything in your name?! Who better to walk down the aisle with and bond yourself to for eternity than a conqueror?! The Mightiest Conqueror of all time, the Great Iskander, is single! Come and ride into glory with the Conqueror on a white feathered chariot!"
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/1709492/

That is an eternal bond ad.

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Lol @ this, made my day

Hi I'm mnk I do amazing dps I'm top player in whole world who wants to marry me cuz it'd be real swag


Am I doing it right?

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...W0f_mOnl2lYuoA

But I play as a female Miqo'te so I look like a 16 year old underwear model. So you know.......

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Originally Posted by Iskander

The ad needs more flare, more umph. You got to make the ladies want to go up to that altar with you. A real Ad:

"Ladies! You looking for a real mate?! Someone that will cherish you forever? Someone that will steamroll everything in your name?! Who better to walk down the aisle with and bond yourself to for eternity than a conqueror?! The Mightiest Conqueror of all time, the Great Iskander, is single! Come and ride into glory with the Conqueror on a white feathered chariot!"
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/1709492/

That is an eternal bond ad.

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goddamn swooning my ass off rn, my body is yours

See. They already line up for the Conqueror that shall rule over all of Eorzea. Though, it seems the glory of the Conquering bachelor reaches all across the different worlds. A transfer might be in order.

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Originally Posted by Wobble

He never even said what he's looking for.

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If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape

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Originally Posted by Iskander

The ad needs more flare, more umph. You got to make the ladies want to go up to that altar with you. A real Ad:

"Ladies! You looking for a real mate?! Someone that will cherish you forever? Someone that will steamroll everything in your name?! Who better to walk down the aisle with and bond yourself to for eternity than a conqueror?! The Mightiest Conqueror of all time, the Great Iskander, is single! Come and ride into glory with the Conqueror on a white feathered chariot!"
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/1709492/

That is an eternal bond ad.

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Who IS this guy?!

Pfft, please. Ladies, avert thine eyes from this pretender. He is not what he seems to be. If you wish to be shackled to a charlatan, then by all means contact this man!

Aha, no. I knew it, you are reading on. Your curiosity is piqued, no? Then allow me to introduce myself.

I am known commonly as Sakon Shima among my people in the luscious, lavish lands of Odin. Who am I, you ask? Why, I am anything you wish a man would be. Charms that melt your heart, manners that will impress your family, looks that will open your l- *clears throat* Looks that will make you wonder why I was never in your life before! This man, who labels himself as a conqueror... What lies! This man lacks class, just look at him! He covers his face with that mask of his no doubt in shame!

What can I bring you, over some "conqueror" you ask? My dear, I will bring you wealth, I will bring you adventure, I will bring you a higher style of living! Do you want to travel to the unknown regions of the world? Then join me and we will take to the skies on wings of passion and love! You will feel young forever, by my side! I will never let you feel unwanted! No doubt this "conqueror" will latch his envious eyes onto other women and forget about you!

You will have my heart and I will bare it to you. You have a problem? You may lean on me, I will assist you in anyway whatsoever. I will always have your back! Ah! Such sensitivity unknown to any other man!

Ah, but where are my manners? Here, let me show you a picture of me.

You can see my thoughtful side here. My thoughts are no doubt on you and how beautiful you must look...
http://i59.tinypic.com/2111952.png


Allow me to show you my class and wealth as I pose with style atop my large mansion.
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Come! Journey with me and you shall see places like this! Such a view! Imagine the love making under such skies... How romantic.
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And so, my dear. I am waiting for you. Come with me and let us see the world together!
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Originally Posted by Jeckyl_Tesla

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This commoner dares to challenge the allure of the Great Iskandar?! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

The man throws insults and money to try and distract you from the one that would show and give you the world. He offers a fancy mansion and boatloads of gil to get you to throw another to the side. While doing so he accuses me of lacking class? For having the face of a gentleman, you do not play one well. However, I shall not go into insulting you in front of our lovely admirers.

I offer you my undying devotion, adventure, to see the world in all it's beauty. To see the lands from the tallest peak, to be together under a sea of stars, to have a lover at your side that'll look into your sparkling eyes and see you for all the beauty you hold. He speaks about me looking towards other women. He has the face of the gentleman, which means he more than likely already has other women around him. Focus on me, who would go to the ends of the world for your happiness, and shall stay by your side until the end of time.

He speaks of how I hide my face. I would never presume to offer myself to a fair maiden without her being able to see the conqueror behind the mask.

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Let not this wealthy overprivileged man decieve you . Do not let yourself become a trophy for his wall. The Great Iskandar shall see you for who are are and shall keep you close to the heart always. Come forth, the white chocobo of glory awaits!

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Originally Posted by Iskander

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Challenge? Hardly, you are no match for my wits and charms, madam.

There have been no insults, conqueror, only fact! You are nothing but a fraud! Aha! See? You call yourself a man, yet you are unveiled! A woman you are! Tell me, ladies. How can you trust somebody that cannot even figure out their own gender!?

As for myself. I will be honest. Women have approached me. This I will not deny! Yet, I love none of these women and I assure you I have left their maidenheads intact! None of them have a place in my heart. Yet, you, my fair lady, do.

I, however, am a gentleman. You can find no other trustworthy being than myself. Come, take my hand. Let me take you across seas to lands unknown. Come with me and taste exotic foods from for off lands! See beauty that almost marvels that of your own!

/em pulls out popcorn and shares with the onlookers while the Dashing Female Conqueror and Prince Charming challenge eachother

carry on!