Have you ever talked to a person with no gaming experience about FFXIV?

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Originally Posted by HumsterMKX

You should have warn him about the Static charges in that beard :p

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oh wait he didnt saw him attacking me lol

so he dont know that he using thunder

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Originally Posted by Crimson-Falcon

my father: DOH look at that beard i can dry my hands in it

me: Ramuh always had a beard like this

my father: if santa knew about this he will quit

LOL

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Winner, right there.

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Originally Posted by Noshpan

I keep having to remind my family that I CANNOT PAUSE AN MMO WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BOSS FIGHT. There is no pause button. Things will attack me if I'm not in a safe spot while afk. And they never seem to get that.

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lol

I got that alot! XD

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Originally Posted by HumsterMKX

You should have warn him about the Static charges in that beard :p

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XD

This thread is full of awesome! XD


Sis: "OMG I have a new friend that also plays WoW!"
Me: "For the 2837283723th time. It's not WoW, I never played WoW and never will!"
Sis: "Oh right, I remember you told me the name of that game, It's World of Final Fantasy Star Online or something? *mixes 3 names together*"
Me: *ragequits the room*

Roommate: "Hey Tyler, It's your turn to do the dishes."
Me: "Ok, I'll get them tonight when I finish raiding."
Roommate: "What? Dude, it's a serious mess in here. Why not do it now?"
Me: "I just told you I'd get them after my raid."
Roommate: "I don't even know wtf that means dude. Just make sure you get them"
Me: "Don't make a big deal out of it Kevin. I'll get the damn dishes, lay off."
Roommate: "Whatever dude."

What? I never said it was a funny story... :(

these are all really funny. My 13 yr old sister calls my chocobo a giant chicken too! lol

Oh I just remembered something else.

before getting my chocobo/mounts in my lower levels:

my dad: why are you always running?
me thinking: cuz all the quests are far apart!

post chocobo/mounts:

my dad: oh I see you're running now on a giant chicken!! you're always running in this game.
me: -_______-;

How do I explain to him that I don't want to waste my gil so that when personal housing comes out I can afford to buy one lmao!!

Sometimes a mate of mine who also enjoy a Game here and there but is not into MMO's is with my in the room when I am raiding. You know, in Coil or Ex fights things can, thanks to a minimal error on one player's side, go from absolutely fine to raid wide wipe in the matter of a heartbeat. So the conversation was quite often like this after a wipe:

Mate: what happened?
Me: explaining what caused the wipe
Rinse and repeat several times and at some stage:
Mate: why are you even doing this when you fail so often? Is this really Fun?
Me: akward Silence

Better don't think about why you do it. Either do it or don't. There is not much inbetween.

*while hanging out in Mor Dohna:

Wife: WHAT IS THAT THING?!?! IT'S SOOOO CUTE!!!!

Me: That little person dancing? That's a Lalafel

Wife: I want it! Where's he going!?!

Me: *Laughs* I'm not sure honey, off to do Lalafel things I guess...

Wife: ......follow him.....

Me: Ok.... *follows Lala Male around for about 2 solid minutes. Lala then turns and waves at me because I'm obviously following him*

Wife: Oh SH**! He's seen you! Get out of there!


FFXIV:ARR everyone.......

Not exactly funny, but...

My mother was visiting me while I was raiding. We talked for a bit, I could concentrate on her as we were waiting for few AFKers to come back. She heard a sound come from my headset and asked if I had a movie in the background. I offered her the headset to listen to my raid group and all she heard was tired mumbling and yawning.

"I guess they stay up late, too."

I went home for a bit this summer to spend time with my family and was asked to explain the basic premise of MMOs, dungeons, and such to my well-meaning mother. Later, when I was playing, this happened:

Mom *walks into the room, stares at screen, stops*: Wait, so you're all alone right now?
Me: Um, yeah?
Mom: But you're a healer, right?
Me: Uh-huh...
Mom: *extremely concerned voice* Where is your tank? Can you survive without a tank?!
Me: Um, yeah I--
Mom: And you don't have any damaging persons! What are you going to do if a monster jumps out at you?!
Me: Nothing will jump out at me, this is a low level--

*a Roegadayn miner runs past*

Mom: THERE'S A TANK! THERE'S A TANK! Catch that one!
Me: That's a person, not a pokemon...
Mom: *does not compute* But, then how do you get people to be on your team?
Me: You send them a message and ask.
Mom: ...Oh. No wonder you're all alone. *walks out*
Me: DDDDD;