Wow, Wuk Lamat is really single-handedly ruining the DT story...

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Originally Posted by Darko

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In Pursuit of Sphene. Y'shtola contacts Wuk Lamat instead of the WoL. And then asks if the WoL is there. Because why would a Scion contact another Scion they count among their dearest friends when they can contact Wuk Lamat amirite?

Please tell me I'm near the end I just want it over with.

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Good news: you're indeed near the end.

Bad news: the worst blow to your sense is still yet to come.

I know that we're just a side character, I know that Wuk Lamat is supposed to be the main character in DT, but...

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Originally Posted by TamaTuyu

(7.0後半の内容を含むので畳みます)

吉田さんへ、PDチェックをララフェル以外でもやってください
ウクラマトが斧をかっこよく構える度に身長高い族が隠れます
https://lds-img.finalfantasyxiv.com/...a42327db62.jpg

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Originally Posted by NovaJr

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We are clearly Wuk Lamat's axe.

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Originally Posted by Garolymar

Is the Wuk Wankery the same in the Japanese version or is this a localization thing?

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Man reading those again....really hits home about how we might be dead and this is meteon comitting us to this endless hell in our making

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Originally Posted by TheJamJam

I've put together some responses we as Wol give, and I'd like your opinion. Do these sound like the advice of a mentor, what many people use as an argument about our role, or do they come off as overly flattering and insincere? Like something a massive simp would say whenever Wuk is around?

I'm curious what everyone thinks.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...7221d55352a63&

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Man after that all i gotta say are these two choices.

Was your journy fufilling did you enjoy wuk lamat.

Was your life a burden was wuk lamat able to ease it

Hidden third option for proggression.

Did you perhaps wanna adventure alone, well its dangers to go alone take this. (Hands you wuk lamat plushie and axe and link pearl to always stay in contact with wuk lamat)

The illusion of choices are real when Wuk Lamat your center, your end, and your beginning.....

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Originally Posted by NovaJr

I know that we're just a side character, I know that Wuk Lamat is supposed to be the main character in DT, but...

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I’m fairly sure it happens again around trial 3

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Originally Posted by fulminating

Given some of the localisation choices in prior expansions, we know for a fact that the en team is very familiar with The Simpsons. I'm a bit surprised none of them referenced Poochie in the DT content that I've seen. Maybe they were just too close to see what had been created? Possibly too much benefit of the doubt there, but it's otherwise entirely baffling.

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Why is us lala players the ones constantly referencing Poochie?? It works but the pattern it's so funny to me lol

Also, I've reached the end and by the last zone I've been going "Shut up Poochie" every time she speaks.

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Originally Posted by TheJamJam

I've put together some responses we as Wol give, and I'd like your opinion. Do these sound like the advice of a mentor, what many people use as an argument about our role, or do they come off as overly flattering and insincere? Like something a massive simp would say whenever Wuk is around?

I'm curious what everyone thinks.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...7221d55352a63&

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The worst offense to the ones not included is that any choice that was indifferent or negative towards Wuk you would immediately have one of the scions or Erenville put words in your mouth saying that you're just being a silly little adventurer and didn't really mean it. No I did mean it - please leave me the fuck alone. lmao

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Originally Posted by GreenLeafy

The worst offense to the ones not included is that any choice that was indifferent or negative towards Wuk you would immediately have one of the scions or Erenville put words in your mouth saying that you're just being a silly little adventurer and didn't really mean it. No I did mean it - please leave me the fuck alone. lmao

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So much yes. I love Krile normally, but when she put words in my mouth, I wanted to backhand her into another reflection.

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Originally Posted by GreenLeafy

The worst offense to the ones not included is that any choice that was indifferent or negative towards Wuk you would immediately have one of the scions or Erenville put words in your mouth saying that you're just being a silly little adventurer and didn't really mean it. No I did mean it - please leave me the fuck alone. lmao

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This irked me so much I had to make a thread about specifically that.
Please, let me be sarcastic to Poochie, it would have made the whole Dawntrail MSQ so much more tolerable.