What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

I'm not going to read all the pages but there is a miner leve quest name Crystal Mess.

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Originally Posted by Sylentmana

It's probably just me, but I found a line of dialogue in the main quest funny.
Its the part where you have to chase down and fight the Wood Wailer who has been conspiring with the Garleans. I play as a female Miqo'te and the traitor referred to me as "the Miqo'te b*tch." It made me chuckle because Miqo'te are feline, not canine.
Its stupid dry humor that gets me the most.

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I found it funny too. :3
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/a...psacad94b8.jpg

Taken from: http://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/commen...ut_of_context/

http://i.imgur.com/DPtTcdm.png

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Originally Posted by Farah

I found it funny too. :3
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/a...psacad94b8.jpg

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzmLFEC014A

Replace A-hole with bitch and you get the general idea of how I responded to that :V

My personal favorite...

Smallshell

Summon your smallshell minion. The mere sight of this wee wavekin may cause severe psychological trauma to those who spent years of their lives on faraway shores culling his relatives.

Any old guard veteran of FFXI should recognize what this is about.

I like the fate in the black shroud where you have to Break up a bar fight lol.

O and the fate Inspector Hatchet lol

That "Report Cheating" button in the Support Desk.

Sisipu in either the level 10 or 15 fisher quest.

"It's the eye of the fisher, it's the thrill of the bait. Rising up to meet the challenge of our rivals..."

What about the 1.0 Quest for Miner, "Get to the Copper!"

thank you for this thread, I laughed my toosh off - the attention to detail in the game is awesome <3