Clever/funny resurrection macros

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Codek

"Hey <t>, I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it."

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm definitely using this. Thanks for the good laugh.

I usually use the German version but if I try to translate it it would be among the lines of:

The way you play <t> rezzing is more mana efficient than healing.

Was either yesterday or the day before, but during a Ramuh Ex party the other healer had a resurrection macro that was quoting Princess Bride.
"look who knows so much! It just so happens that [character name] is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive."

I got a good laugh out of it :D

/p "Bueller... Bueller... Bueller?"

"Only death by snu-snu is allowed. {Resurrection} on <t>."

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Syrellaris

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you stay down, run around and desert you" <Ressurection> on <T>

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This is.... This is awesome. If I ever am in any duties with you will be dying simply to be raised with a bit Rick Astley!

Rick rollin' for the win.

/p Jesus took 3 days to resurrect, but I can do it in 8 seconds... {raise} <t>

I've got swiftcast stacked on top of raise (to save space), so I can't really have a raise message that works all the time since I might use only the swiftcast without the raise. I still need to add it, but the text I'm planning on is:

"If you are <t> and you're currently dead, then congratulations! You're about to be un-dead! ((Raise)) Otherwise, I'm using my ((Swiftcast)) to avoid becoming a necromancer."

i have the best one
/p Raising <t>

/p "Good news <t>! I did the math, and you have a 42% chance to not die a horrible, horrible death!"

And if I have to raise again...

/p "You're makin' me use the adrenaline ain't ya <t>? Is that the in thing these days? Resurrection!"