ITT We list the things we wish we could have, even though we know they'll never happen, in a totally harmless, not-attacking-SE manner.
Name changes! (So I can justify becoming a kitty.)
For everyone to embrace the true sovereign glory that is Axe of the Crags.
Lightning's hair. :(((
For skill speed to increase TP regeneration so it's not as crippling to stack.
Kgo!